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Nation That Kills 3,000 Babies A Day Feels Morally Superior To Slaveowners From 200 Years Ago SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | July 6, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/07/2020 12:38:14 PM PDT by gattaca

U.S.—Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings.

"We had a tough time finding people we could feel superior to that are currently living," said Leaf Rivers, a white BLM activist in Portland as he googled "how to tear down a statue if you don't have any muscles." "So, we were forced to turn to the archives. Sure enough, we feel a lot better about our own moral issues when we compare ourselves to the moral failings of people from centuries ago."

"It's the only way to keep any sense of self-righteousness."

"Look how much better we are than these people from hundreds of years ago!" the baby murder supporters shouted as a statue of Frederick Douglass came tumbling to the ground. Their virtue-signaling accomplished, they then returned to protesting for a woman's right to kill her unborn baby at any time for any reason.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 07/07/2020 12:38:14 PM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

When BLM says, “Slavery was/is evil,” aren’t they, then saying that Mohammad who practiced it and approved of slavery was evil? That sounds like hate speech to me.


2 posted on 07/07/2020 12:41:44 PM PDT by Perseverando (Liberals, Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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To: gattaca

What a sad reality. This society is as sick as any that has ever existed in the history of the world yet so many think they are morally superior to all who came before.

The murder of babies on a mass scale is ignored by the criminal democrat voters all the while they blame everyone else for society’s ills.

JoMa


3 posted on 07/07/2020 12:44:41 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks.)
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To: gattaca

They want to feel superior. Or at least not as evil. The fact is, that they are much more evil, and by the numbers, 10 times more evil Trajan the noise including Hitler himself. The Third Reich. Ten times more evil

Part of this display and the suburban women’s complicity stems from the guilt of killing their own babies. The men’s wimpy submissiveness is their perpetuating this genocide.


4 posted on 07/07/2020 12:48:54 PM PDT by stanne
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To: joma89

not ignored....they cheer it


5 posted on 07/07/2020 12:49:56 PM PDT by xp38
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To: stanne

10 times more evil Trajan the noise including HitleR..

Autocorrect

10 times more evil than the nazis, including Hitler himself.


6 posted on 07/07/2020 12:50:40 PM PDT by stanne
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To: gattaca
Abortion is literally the Dems second attempt to claim a human being is someone's property.

Tell this to a libtard the next time they try to tell you about how the Republicans are the new home of racism and watch in amazement as they are rendered speechless ....

7 posted on 07/07/2020 12:52:15 PM PDT by SecondAmendment (This just proves my latest theory ... LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHING)
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To: gattaca

Actually, the slave owners were much more morally superior to any liberal/marxist/baby-killer that exists today.


8 posted on 07/07/2020 12:52:35 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Like Enoch, Noah, & Lot, the True Church will soon be removed & then destruction comes forth.)
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To: stanne

10 times more evil Trajan the noise including Hitler

Auto C

10 times more evil than the nazis, including Hitler himself


9 posted on 07/07/2020 12:53:02 PM PDT by stanne
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To: gattaca

This article could barely be called satire, it was about 95% reality.


10 posted on 07/07/2020 12:59:02 PM PDT by Texan Tory (Laissez rouler les bons temps!)
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To: gattaca

But...it’s not satire at all.


11 posted on 07/07/2020 1:24:52 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: gattaca

Is butchering black babies in abortion, systemic racism or institutional racism????


12 posted on 07/07/2020 1:25:28 PM PDT by Hambone 1934
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Most plantation owners in the 17th and 18th centuries had manners. More than much of the United states now.


13 posted on 07/07/2020 1:36:14 PM PDT by Morpheus2009 (If you want me to be afraid, then be consistent in your logic, standards, and your lies!)
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To: gattaca

bkmk


14 posted on 07/07/2020 1:46:45 PM PDT by sbnsd
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To: Morpheus2009

Agreed!
And that common courtesy alone makes them much more morally superior!


15 posted on 07/07/2020 2:09:50 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Like Enoch, Noah, & Lot, the True Church will soon be removed & then destruction comes forth.)
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To: gattaca

The Babylon Bee is real news.


16 posted on 07/07/2020 2:11:11 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: gattaca
Damn. That is a kill shot.

That is straight up T-Shirt material. Twitter that to all the BLM and ANTIFA snowflakes.

Better yet, send it to 4chan and see what MEME they can come up with.

Epic. Kudos to Babylon Bee-- when I first read it, I thought it came from James Woods. Because that is how Jimmy rolls.

17 posted on 07/07/2020 2:29:34 PM PDT by Salvavida
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To: gattaca

It’s true!


18 posted on 07/07/2020 3:57:36 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: Perseverando

BLM is silent on the racist eugenics/genocide system within Planned Parenthood to forever reduce the number of black people in America.


19 posted on 07/07/2020 3:58:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: Hambone 1934

Such racism is foundational to Planned Parenthood and it persists to this day.


20 posted on 07/07/2020 3:59:44 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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