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Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie must be banned.
My Perfect Brain | 13 June 2020 | Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

Posted on 06/13/2020 7:12:10 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

It is time. The movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" MUST be banned and removed from the internet, retail outlets, etc. We just can not stand for the implicit racism in the movie. King Arthur wishes to cross a stream (which could be easily crossed on foot up, or downstream) and is blocked by the "Black Knight" (this has to have been a futuristic representation of protesters by the creators of the movie).

This character says "None shall pass!" (protesters blocking traffic) one too many times for King Arthur. Of course, a fight ensues. What is SO racist is not that the Black Knight might be killed by the white king, but that, oh my God, he ends up getting one limb after another cut off until he is nothing but a stump on the ground yelling at his white adversary. This is now a double insult against black AND dwarfs/midgets. This simply can not stand (pun intended).1

The Black Knight yells out, "Come back! I'll bite your kneecaps off. The horror. Continuing to show the now-incapacitated, powerless knight as the aggressor. Anyone caught watching this movie should have their house looted.

Oh, and as a side note, when they are trying to decide whether to burn the "witch" or not, one fella says, "She turned me into a newt!". As they look at him standing there, he sheepishly says, "Well, I got better." The racism exhibited here in the movie is saying that protesters are near-retarded, are lying or just want to tear things up and kill people. We can not allow this absurdity. Sacrifices must be made. Off with the head of whoever watches this flick again.

A moose once bit my sister.


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To: a fool in paradise

Officially marked as a troll or a one issue poster


41 posted on 06/13/2020 2:38:55 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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Surrender monkey in the culture war waving your white flag pretending that SOMEday they may approach the numbers reached by Mao Hitler and Stalin when the US Left already surpassed them. Bury your head.


42 posted on 06/13/2020 3:27:22 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: pax_et_bonum; Nateman; Fightin Whitey; PIF; Ezekiel; RetiredScientist; Norski; hanamizu; ...
Oh, I forgot about this one, the anarcho-syndicalist commune skit in this movie. That is another reason to repress this movie.

Click here for Daily Mail story about this.

43 posted on 06/14/2020 5:39:24 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Because Moose bites are nasti?


44 posted on 06/14/2020 5:42:34 AM PDT by Texas resident (Remember in November)
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Yes, when they’re standing on your head biting some other part of your body, it’s very nasti.


45 posted on 06/14/2020 5:59:03 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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I guess McCallum is playing the part of the “moistened bint” here?


46 posted on 06/14/2020 7:10:21 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

I can’t believe you would want this movie banned. Bloody peasants! (^;


47 posted on 06/14/2020 7:20:01 AM PDT by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Mi sister was bitten by a moose. She wasn’t hurt badly.

She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpended end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge.


48 posted on 06/14/2020 8:15:02 AM PDT by Texas resident (Remember in November)
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Analagous to painting “Black Lives Matter” everywhere. I told you, ban the film.


49 posted on 06/14/2020 8:58:13 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Will CHAZ have its own Olympic team?


50 posted on 06/14/2020 10:59:29 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: hanamizu

That’s true. In fact, all of the legionary soldiers that Aulus brought to invade Britain in AD 43 were black African-Americans!


51 posted on 06/14/2020 11:18:08 AM PDT by ichabod1 (He's a vindictive SOB but he's *our* vindictive SOB.)
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