Posted on 06/13/2020 7:12:10 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
It is time. The movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" MUST be banned and removed from the internet, retail outlets, etc. We just can not stand for the implicit racism in the movie. King Arthur wishes to cross a stream (which could be easily crossed on foot up, or downstream) and is blocked by the "Black Knight" (this has to have been a futuristic representation of protesters by the creators of the movie).
This character says "None shall pass!" (protesters blocking traffic) one too many times for King Arthur. Of course, a fight ensues. What is SO racist is not that the Black Knight might be killed by the white king, but that, oh my God, he ends up getting one limb after another cut off until he is nothing but a stump on the ground yelling at his white adversary. This is now a double insult against black AND dwarfs/midgets. This simply can not stand (pun intended).1
The Black Knight yells out, "Come back! I'll bite your kneecaps off. The horror. Continuing to show the now-incapacitated, powerless knight as the aggressor. Anyone caught watching this movie should have their house looted.
Oh, and as a side note, when they are trying to decide whether to burn the "witch" or not, one fella says, "She turned me into a newt!". As they look at him standing there, he sheepishly says, "Well, I got better." The racism exhibited here in the movie is saying that protesters are near-retarded, are lying or just want to tear things up and kill people. We can not allow this absurdity. Sacrifices must be made. Off with the head of whoever watches this flick again.
A moose once bit my sister.
This is newt to me.
“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Gingrich might be offended friend.
No or rather that’s a start to banning all movies, tv shows, books, periodicals, magazines, burning libraries and museums.
“That film has gotta go. It is going to trigger people.”
. . . . to put a penguin on their telly. . . .
And where are all of the ‘actors of color’? More recent films have shown me that England in the Dark Ages had a sizable percentage of black population—most of whom were wise sages/trusted royal advisors. No, the film must be burned.
At first I thought it was from the Babylon Bee.
The legacy of Pol Pot will show us the way. Kill anyone with more than half a brain.
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Run away!
I fart in your general direction.
Pol Pot? That piker - he only murdered a couple of million. No way; these guys ar aiming a tad bit higher - like up in the Stalin-Mao range of 10s of millions.
Back in the 60s the Weather Underground put down a marker for 25 million after the re-education camps were finished; so toady that would be in the 40-80 million range. Pol Pot - Piffft.
Muhammad traded in and owned slaves therefore it should be banned
They're welcome to it for free. Just need my byline on it, that's all.
That spreads Covid-19, or did you forget? You're banned.
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