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Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie must be banned.
My Perfect Brain | 13 June 2020 | Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

Posted on 06/13/2020 7:12:10 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

It is time. The movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" MUST be banned and removed from the internet, retail outlets, etc. We just can not stand for the implicit racism in the movie. King Arthur wishes to cross a stream (which could be easily crossed on foot up, or downstream) and is blocked by the "Black Knight" (this has to have been a futuristic representation of protesters by the creators of the movie).

This character says "None shall pass!" (protesters blocking traffic) one too many times for King Arthur. Of course, a fight ensues. What is SO racist is not that the Black Knight might be killed by the white king, but that, oh my God, he ends up getting one limb after another cut off until he is nothing but a stump on the ground yelling at his white adversary. This is now a double insult against black AND dwarfs/midgets. This simply can not stand (pun intended).1

The Black Knight yells out, "Come back! I'll bite your kneecaps off. The horror. Continuing to show the now-incapacitated, powerless knight as the aggressor. Anyone caught watching this movie should have their house looted.

Oh, and as a side note, when they are trying to decide whether to burn the "witch" or not, one fella says, "She turned me into a newt!". As they look at him standing there, he sheepishly says, "Well, I got better." The racism exhibited here in the movie is saying that protesters are near-retarded, are lying or just want to tear things up and kill people. We can not allow this absurdity. Sacrifices must be made. Off with the head of whoever watches this flick again.

A moose once bit my sister.


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To: real saxophonist

lolol. Good one!


21 posted on 06/13/2020 9:04:01 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

If that were to happen, the covid would be the least of the worries.


22 posted on 06/13/2020 9:31:26 AM PDT by TexasM1A
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To: TexasM1A

lolol. Yes...hahahahaa.


23 posted on 06/13/2020 9:37:04 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
What about Spamalot, which is (loosely) based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
24 posted on 06/13/2020 9:39:10 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: stockpirate
Muhammad traded in and owned slaves

How dare you? You';re just spreading Islamophobia!

25 posted on 06/13/2020 9:40:51 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

We apologize. The author of this article has been sacked....


26 posted on 06/13/2020 9:45:34 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: TBP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU_Aj9j1aXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMv2i_giboI

http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python-s-spamalot/find-your-grail-lyrics/


27 posted on 06/13/2020 9:48:49 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: Norski

And what’s wrong with a penguin on the telly?


28 posted on 06/13/2020 9:49:56 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: Fred Hayek

>>The legacy of Pol Pot will show us the way. Kill anyone with more than half a brain.

“Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten: Cambodia’s Lost Rock and Roll” [Official Documentary Trailer]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipq4FefX5Ps


29 posted on 06/13/2020 10:33:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: PIF

Abortion has killed 50 million native Americans.

About the same number we have imported illegally.

So it was never about keeping the country’s population down.


30 posted on 06/13/2020 10:35:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: a fool in paradise

Never said anything about abortion population etc - maybe wrong guy? Or you misunderstood what the conversation was about?


31 posted on 06/13/2020 10:38:21 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: PIF

>>>he only murdered a couple of million. No way; these guys ar aiming a tad bit higher - like up in the Stalin-Mao range of 10s of millions.

The Feminazis ushered in the killing of the American family and deaths 50 million Americans who were replaced with South American Socialists.

Thanks for playing.


32 posted on 06/13/2020 10:55:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: Fightin Whitey

I just planted... A SHRUBBERY..


33 posted on 06/13/2020 11:01:18 AM PDT by joe fonebone (Communists Need To Be Eliminated)
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To: a fool in paradise

Again with the meme that has nothing to do with the conversation.


34 posted on 06/13/2020 11:37:54 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Don’t these censors know what fates they’re tempting? Moose bites kan be nasty!


35 posted on 06/13/2020 11:41:20 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Off with the head of whoever watches this flick again.

I will watch it again. I only ask that my method of execution be the Sweet Meteor o' Death, Baby!

36 posted on 06/13/2020 11:43:18 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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To: PIF

Because NOW wasn’t founded by Marxists? It was.


37 posted on 06/13/2020 11:46:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: a fool in paradise

You just cant let it go - we were NOT talking about your obviously precious issue. Sheesh!


38 posted on 06/13/2020 11:49:15 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I only ask that my method of execution be the Sweet Meteor o' Death, Baby!

We'll have to get a dispensation from Chaz on that one.

39 posted on 06/13/2020 11:58:44 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: TBP

“And what’s wrong with a penguin on the telly?”

Not a thing, as long as it fits. I kept one there for years.


40 posted on 06/13/2020 1:30:37 PM PDT by Norski
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