Posted on 06/10/2020 5:21:14 PM PDT by dynachrome
In an unprecedented display of public contrition, New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees set a new record over the weekend for apologies by an NFL quarterback, saying he was sorry 742 times in the space of 48 hours.
After controversially stating his personal preference for standing during the National Anthem, the Super Bowl MVP unleashed a heretofore unseen sequence of remorse, explaining that he meant to say people should kneel, or should not not kneel, or should not tell others not to not kneel. He then apologized for not being aware of the things he should apologize for, and he apologized for not being aware that he was not aware of those things.
The calls for an apology were being screeched from all sides, and Drew responded like the future Hall of Famer he is, one commentator gushed. This was a prodigious run of penance. Most impressive was the variety of atonement Brees displayed. Audio, video, texts, social media posts, Zoom calls, written statements- weve never seen such a complete and well-rounded exhibition of self-reproach from a quarterback. This record may never be broken.
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The thing is, apology never placate the leftist faggots. They just demand more, never-ending penance.
Ooooo... Ouch... The truth hurts, don’t it Drew?
...According to league statisticians, Brees shattered the previous record held by Jets QB Mark Sanchez, who apologized 380 times for introducing the term butt fumble into sports vernacular.
What a putz.
Mrs Brees is giving all of Drew’s black teammates a BJ to more thoroughly apologize.
I think Brees just became back up for clapperdick.
What’s the NFL going to do when the Commiecrats demand that half of them be replaced by women?
“Whats the NFL going to do”
Cower.
Brews will be the first inductee into The Hall of Shame. Way to go loser
Of course my auto corrector has issues.
It’s BREES fool. NOT BREWS. ..sheezzzz..
His manhood was intercepted.
The left just took your flag and dignity Drew. Explain that to your 4 children
when they ask.
I heard even his wife apologized ... and promised their 4 children have promised that the next 4 generations will too..
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I used to respect Brees. No more.
Boycott the NFL.
Dude plays with 300 lb black dudes trying to kill him already. ....
Just sayin
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