Execute Order 66 (Toilet Paper Rolls).
1 posted on
03/22/2020 10:18:04 AM PDT by
EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode
What makes it a felony theft? Is it written into the law that more than 50 toilet paper rolls shall constitute this as a felony! :P
2 posted on
03/22/2020 10:19:50 AM PDT by
Skywise
To: EdnaMode
Hernandezcinto and Egipciaco?
Have we been Semmens’d?
3 posted on
03/22/2020 10:20:35 AM PDT by
Bruiser 10
(Do you boogaloo?)
To: EdnaMode
4 posted on
03/22/2020 10:21:13 AM PDT by
Husker24
To: EdnaMode
Florida man strikes again!
5 posted on
03/22/2020 10:21:16 AM PDT by
ealgeone
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6 posted on
03/22/2020 10:22:26 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: EdnaMode
"Yamil noticed the bag was full of unused toilet paper..."I'm glad security guard Yamil Egipciaco clarified that for us. That was the first question on my mind.
To: EdnaMode
[[Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto,]]
An Amish name if ever i saw one
9 posted on
03/22/2020 10:24:03 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: EdnaMode
11 posted on
03/22/2020 10:24:43 AM PDT by
joshua c
To: EdnaMode
Florida has the second-lowest threshold for felony theft in the country: Stealing anything worth more than $300 is felony grand theft. Only New Jersey’s is lower, at $200. And the threshold goes up as soon as you cross the Florida line: $1,500 in Georgia and Alabama, and $1,000 in Mississippi and Louisiana. The national median is $1,000, according to a 2018 They are going to have a problem proving that those rolls had a value of close to $5 each to a judge, I bet the felony charge gets flushed.
14 posted on
03/22/2020 10:26:28 AM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: EdnaMode
Just another blessed immigrant doing the jobs that Americans won’t do.
16 posted on
03/22/2020 10:28:53 AM PDT by
yuleeyahoo
(The nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one. Hamilton)
To: EdnaMode
Yamil found it suspicious as to why he put a trash bag in his van and peaked through the window
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Must have been quite a scene to have that happen.
17 posted on
03/22/2020 10:29:13 AM PDT by
pa_dweller
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To: EdnaMode; Daffynition; dp0622
Florida Man named Angel steals 66 rolls of hotel toilet paper, but the article doesn't mention the brand.
Hmmm? Now is not the time to go soft on crooks.
18 posted on
03/22/2020 10:30:05 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: EdnaMode
the bag was full of unused toilet paper
20 posted on
03/22/2020 10:32:37 AM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: EdnaMode
theft, yes.
wrong, yes.
prosecute (if anyone has time right now), yes.
felony???? something’s wrong with the legal system
23 posted on
03/22/2020 10:41:04 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: EdnaMode
My wife and I were joking yesterday about using points to get a hotel room and stealing the toilet paper.
31 posted on
03/22/2020 10:55:42 AM PDT by
cyclotic
(A vote for Democrats is a vote for lower traffic volumes)
To: EdnaMode
[Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto, 31]
Angel Soft? (hey I’m copyrighting that connection!)
LOL
32 posted on
03/22/2020 10:56:13 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: EdnaMode
This coronavirus hysteria is getting sillier by the minute.
To: EdnaMode
Six months ago Black Friday was for stereos, TVs, electronics, toys, etc.
Now Black Friday is for toilet paper, hand sanitizers, paper masks, etc.
To: EdnaMode
Florida Man strikes again. 66 rolls of toilet paper!!
42 posted on
03/22/2020 3:08:27 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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