Posted on 03/14/2020 12:16:45 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Blonde. That explains a lot..
This woman has single-handedly killed blonde jokes.
The two mexicans couldn't reach to the top of the pole with their tape measure, so they asked the blonde shift supervisor to come over and do the measurement.
She came over, considered the problem, then unbolted the pole and laid it on the side, and measured 26 feet, and walked off.
The one mexican looked at the other, and said in a low voice,
"Just like a blonde. We asked for the height and she gives us the width."
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There’s whiteout on the monitor.
I hear that dismissive tone. :) smart ain’t everything ;)
Why did they fire the blond at the m and m factory? She keep throwing away the W and W’s!
I was watching a documentary about a round the world sailing event with my GF from the hills of Arkansas who was about 19-20 at the time.
I explained that the competitors were sailing around the world single-handed and that was why the event was so tough.
She thought about it and replied, “Uh uh, I bet they use both hands when they are out of sight.”
A blonde and her husband were in bed trying to sleep, but the next-door neighbor’s barking dog was keeping them awake. Finally the blonde said, “I’ve had enough of this!” She threw off the covers, got out of bed, and stomped out of the bedroom. A few minutes later she returned. “Where were you?” the husband asked. “The dog is still barking.” “I picked up the dog and put him in our yard,” she said. “Let’s see how THEY like it.”
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