Posted on 01/30/2020 6:13:11 AM PST by Impy
vs. AFC: Kansas City Chiefs 
Time for the big game. Who are you picking to win, Pom Pom Girl?
"I'm taking the Bichon Frise of course! I'm surprised you even had to ask!!"
Whut?
"She must be talking about the Puppy Bowl."
Oh, does that even have a 'winner'?
"Only EVERYONE WHO WATCHES IT!!!!!"
"Say Impy, what happened to the Pro Bowl Thread?"
Oh sorry Commander Clammuncher, I didn't even watch that, I was gonna for a little bit but I turn on the TV and it was literally 'This has been a presentation of the National Football Leauge'. My dad told me they tried out a '4th and 15 from your own 25' scenario in place of oneside kicks. I expect the leauge to move in that direction after brilliantly ensuring no one will miss kickoffs by changing them from potentially exciting to boring formalities.
"Woe, woe is me."
Buck up General Solemani, it's not that bad.
"What? I'm not taking about your stupid game of so called 'football', that barely has anything to do with feet, I have much bigger concerns! I feel like my life er...enternal afterlife in the searing fires of hell, is over!!"
Oh no, what's wrong?
"My bunkie Ted Kennedy was a on waiting list for a single down on the shore of Lake Sulfur and he finally got it. Great views, and he's a boat guy, he's gonna love it, except the part where he gets drowned in it everyday. But now I'm SOL. He was a great guy to hang out with, we would get drunk and talk about how much we hate America! My new roommate, you won't believe this, he's a homosexual!! That Iblis would force a man of my stature to share accommodations with a sodomite!!! It's almost like I'm being punished for some reason."
"Oh there you are Kasim, I made ice tea."
Former Patriots Tight End and violent rage murderer Aaron Hernandez?!!!!!! You're gay?
"Apperently! This news actually 'came out' back in 2017 but now it's on Netflix so people are talking about it. Insert 'Tight End' joke amirite?"
"Is anyone else mildly concerned that people in hell can get in our house somehow?"
We do need to get that door fixed.
"But..... I mean...is Chicago built on a hellmouth or something?"
Yes.
"You didn't know that? Even I knew that!!"
"Yeah, I mean, duh, that's like not knowing the so called 'Whistleblower' is partisan democrat pissant Eric Ciaramella. It's hardly a secret.....JOHN ROBERTS."
Go big red!
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Chiefs are currently 1 point favorites.
CHIIEFS!
Super Bowl Low Information Voter (LIV)
Chiefs of course.
Chiefs!!!
Chiefs will take the Lombardi Trophy Mahomes.......................
Haven’t followed any of this since the kneeling started.
But I’m certainly not backing Nan Francisco for anything
San Fagsisco.
I know most want KC, but I didn’t get near the bottom of the betting pack on these threads by being like most!
Old habits... 
die hard--
Chiefs
I am pulling for the Chiefs in this one.
I really do not care one whit about the emphasis that is placed on the ads or the half time nonsense, though.
Just play the freakin game and be done with it.
I’m watching the Puppy Bowl . . . don’t have to worry about the dogs not standing for our National Anthem.
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