[Impy]

Time for the big game. Who are you picking to win, Pom Pom Girl?

"I'm taking the Bichon Frise of course! I'm surprised you even had to ask!!"

Whut?

"She must be talking about the Puppy Bowl."

Oh, does that even have a 'winner'?

"Only EVERYONE WHO WATCHES IT!!!!!"

"Say Impy, what happened to the Pro Bowl Thread?"

Oh sorry Commander Clammuncher, I didn't even watch that, I was gonna for a little bit but I turn on the TV and it was literally 'This has been a presentation of the National Football Leauge'. My dad told me they tried out a '4th and 15 from your own 25' scenario in place of oneside kicks. I expect the leauge to move in that direction after brilliantly ensuring no one will miss kickoffs by changing them from potentially exciting to boring formalities.

"Woe, woe is me."

Buck up General Solemani, it's not that bad.

"What? I'm not taking about your stupid game of so called 'football', that barely has anything to do with feet, I have much bigger concerns! I feel like my life er...enternal afterlife in the searing fires of hell, is over!!"

Oh no, what's wrong?

"My bunkie Ted Kennedy was a on waiting list for a single down on the shore of Lake Sulfur and he finally got it. Great views, and he's a boat guy, he's gonna love it, except the part where he gets drowned in it everyday. But now I'm SOL. He was a great guy to hang out with, we would get drunk and talk about how much we hate America! My new roommate, you won't believe this, he's a homosexual!! That Iblis would force a man of my stature to share accommodations with a sodomite!!! It's almost like I'm being punished for some reason."

"Oh there you are Kasim, I made ice tea."

Former Patriots Tight End and violent rage murderer Aaron Hernandez?!!!!!! You're gay?

"Apperently! This news actually 'came out' back in 2017 but now it's on Netflix so people are talking about it. Insert 'Tight End' joke amirite?"

"Is anyone else mildly concerned that people in hell can get in our house somehow?"

We do need to get that door fixed.

"But..... I mean...is Chicago built on a hellmouth or something?"

Yes.

"You didn't know that? Even I knew that!!"

"Yeah, I mean, duh, that's like not knowing the so called 'Whistleblower' is partisan democrat pissant Eric Ciaramella. It's hardly a secret.....JOHN ROBERTS."

[cowboyusa]

Go big red!

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Chiefs are currently 1 point favorites.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Not guilty.

[real saxophonist]

Just for fun, because I made it:

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Chiefs!!!

[budj]

Based on scoring against mutual opponents and opponents of opponents, this should be a good game, with KC having a very slight advantage.

[Vaquero]

Haven’t followed any of this since the kneeling started.

But I’m certainly not backing Nan Francisco for anything

[real saxophonist]

Most in Denver are going for the 49ers, because:
Chiefs are a big rival, and Broncos fans hate them.
Shanahans.
Emmanuel Sanders.

[KC_Lion]

[al_c]

Ex-Texans for the win!

[laweeks]

I’m watching the Puppy Bowl . . . don’t have to worry about the dogs not standing for our National Anthem.

[ro_dreaming]

49’ers by 3.

[RedMonqey]

Kansas City Chiefs over San Francisco 49ers

[Howie66]

I just looked at the date on an unopened 1 pound 2 ounce box of WHEATIES with BRETT FAVRE, JOHN ELWAY and STEVE YOUNG on the front of it. The date is 28 JULY, 1999.

I wonder if that cereal is still good?

[fishtank]

[big'ol_freeper]

I’ll go with the Creepy Niners over the Choking Reids.

[TomGuy]

If KC can stay up or ahead from the start, they will win.

If they fall behind early (as in the 2 previous games), they will not be able to catch up.

GO KC!

If all else fails, trigger’m with tomahawk chops.

[major_gaff]

the Chefs...just for Andy Reid’s sake. The only thing that San Fran deserves is to slide into the Pacific...

[Enterprise]

Being a Westy I want the 9ers to win. But I'll stay with my original selection and it's:

CHIEFS!

[mmichaels1970]

Chiefs.