GAO & CDC Emergency Alerts (Satire)

1/20/20 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

The GAO and the CDC have issued emergency alerts today concerning Puerto Rico.

The non-partisan GAO has notified Speaker Pelosi that President Trump has broken the law. GAO has learned that disaster aid appropriated for disaster supplies in 2017 for Puerto Rico Hurricane Maria still remains and is being currently used which is a violation of the law. Congress did not re-appropriate the relief nor authorize its use in subsequent disasters. President Trump broke the law by not sending federal troops to the island to seize and destroy the relief supplies in the beginning of fiscal year 2019.

The CDC has warned that the handling or use of expired relief supplies, particularly baby supplies (including diapers, wipes, bottles, lotions, etc.), is especially dangerous. Experts at the CDC warn that handling or using these baby supplies could cause autism or African Wasting Disease. Handling or using any of the expired relief supplies will destroy the immunity from the flu shot and will require flu shot re-vaccination. The CDC warns these people, don't be a statistic: 700,000 Americans die each year because of the flu, flu complications and flu-like diseases.

[patriotfury]

Umm.... really! “non partisan”

The GAO is almost nothing but generational left-wing socialist type hacks, who support their “deep state” bosses.

[bigbob]

I’ve heard the bottled water used plastic packaging instead of eco-safe biodegradable goatskins and were shipped on pallets made of CO2-absorbing once happy trees that were struck down in their prime, hastening climate change. These are considered captial offenses by leading environmentalists.

[backwoods-engineer]

If true, then that was the whole reason for keeping all those supplies in that warehouse: to “get” the President.