Posted on 12/12/2019 3:28:01 PM PST by Morgana
NEW YORK, NY—At a special ceremony Thursday, Planned Parenthood posthumously awarded Herod the Great with its highest honor, the organization's coveted PPFA Margaret Sanger Award.
Planned Parenthood gives the award out to individuals who advance the pro-abortion agenda, and baby-murdering King Herod was the obvious choice.
"Herod fought bravely for women's rights by slaughtering all the male babies under two years old," said a Planned Parenthood spokesperson. "He was thousands of years ahead of his time, realizing the progressive value of destroying our kids the moment they become inconvenient millennia before it was popular. Yes, we do wish he had slaughtered the daughters too, but we're willing to overlook that as this brave women's rights warrior advanced the pro-abortion agenda significantly."
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Ouch!
Glad I saw BB first.
I know it’s BB but see my tagline
Yes. Thanks!
Planned Parenthood = sick.
LOL
Nice
Planned Parenthood is just a regiment in the Army of Satan.
It won’t be long before woman will have to have permission from Planned Parenthood to give birth or the baby will be aborted. When does a baby become an American citizen and have the rights of a citizen? The governor of Va. thinks babies may be killed after birth with the mother’s permission. How can an illegal alien mother come across the southern border, drop a baby into a basket and run to the sheriff’s office and demand citizenship for the baby?
Babylon-Bee BUMP
I can kinda see this.
The Babylon Bee is much funnier than SNL.
Gee! Is that why Herod did this? I never knew. Sooner or later these hate filled individuals will be rquired to explain their comments before a real Judge.
Who, in your view, are the “hate-filled individuals?”
If the BB was liberal progressive, atheist trash they would have their own TV program by now.
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