#Woosh
Posted on 11/18/2019 8:56:17 PM PST by Kevin in California
Cue “Tortures for Flies #2”...
A fart is a telegram from Turd Town, saying Mr. Schiff is on his way!
The liberal who smelt it, dealt it !
Is he covered by whistleblower protection?
When the swawells fly back to Kaepernicko
That's the day you'll come back home to me....tra, la, la........
(...time for beddy-bye, g'nite all....)
Leni
book mark
“From here on out it’s Eric Fartsmell.”
LOL! Perfect.
So that is what he was talking about when saying gun owners would be nuked....
Sounded more like a Shart then a Fart..
(If “catch wind” of a Shart..is it a Shiff?)
#Woosh
It’s because he’s an Agent of Pootin’
Trump is gonna hit him with cruise missiles. He does that when tyrants gas their own people.
When adressing eric from now on- congressmen should say “Hey Whistlebritches”
The best retort for his report, came during the secret deposition of Vindman— by Cong. Ratcliff of Texas— a former US Attorney. Swallowell interrupted and “instructed” Ratcliffe to “let him speak” as he was getting the answer that Vindman slowly realized he was giving— that he violated two federal Statutes— 88 and 92 on disobeying military orders and chain of command.
Ratcliffe flattened him by answering back “He has his lawyer here, President Swallwell”. Excellent! the guy is like a classic Nazi SS (see: accusing Tucker Carlson of being a Russian agent— and Tucker took a long break and told him to leave the show- he wasn’t there when they came back on)
He’s the leaker
well, let’s not be TOO critical. his fart was a far more intelligent and less damaging emission than almost all of Nancy Pelousy/Schumer/HilLIARy/Schifty’s public statements all year long
the D party’s contribution to our political discourse is, with this far, improving greatly!
I’d rather hear him fart than speak.
Smallwell stepped on a duck.
If you were to look at some of the writings of 18th century authors farting was as much a humorous thing then as it is today. Although treated more delicately then, everybody in the British empire liked a good fart joke. In fact, the colloquial name for butlers and other servants was “fart catchers”, for their obedient and obsequious trailing behind their masters.
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