Posted on 10/17/2019 7:26:40 AM PDT by Red Badger
PARIS (Reuters) - A Paris zoo showcased a mysterious new organism on Wednesday, dubbed the blob, a yellowish unicellular small living being which looks like a fungus but acts like an animal.
This newest exhibit of the Paris Zoological Park, which goes on display to the public on Saturday, has no mouth, no stomach, no eyes, yet it can detect food and digest it.
The blob also has almost 720 sexes, can move without legs or wings and heals itself in two minutes if cut in half.
The blob is a living being which belongs to one of natures mysteries, said Bruno David, director of the Paris Museum of Natural History, of which the Zoological Park is part.
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So now we know where liberals have gotten the inspiration for expanding the definition of sexes. The brainless part fits, too.
Get to work on the pronouns.
Took 20 posts. FR is slowing down.
That is an incomplete number. Jihadis are supposed to get 100 virgins: 72 young girls to be servants, and 28 “boys for pleasure”.
Really. Odd how even the “conservative” side leaves that little piece of information out, isn’t it?
A blob with no brain...
Rosie O’Donnell?
Michael Moore?
“A blob with no brain...Rosie ODonnell? Michael Moore?”
But unlike the Blob they have NO sex.
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