Clergyman: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?
Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.
He’d rather have elected Canky “F’n Jew Bastard” Clintoon.
Bi?
I always suspected that about him.
Jackass
Why is Jeb! asking for grand/parenting advice? Hasn’t he figured it out yet?
Easy. “Don’t use those words.”
If you’re the understanding, explainy type of parent: “Don’t use those words because they’re for adults.”
Next question?
VAGINA
Jeb, you start by never using that kind of language yourself. Ever. Teach your children it is unacceptable.
I guess in your case, if the President curses you push for his impeachment.
BTW, Jeb, a President using curse words is not grounds for impeachment. I don’t like the foul language either, but that is not a High Crime NOR Misdemeanor.
That tweet reeks of “Please clap”.
We were pretty much raised the our Great Grandmother, and she was. She told us if we used profanity she’d knock us through the wall into yesterday for a do over.
We didn’t use profanity.
You just Fin do it.
Sure Jeb, say nice things to your slave masters.
And you children and grandchildren could also have YOU to thank for, too.
You tell them public figures are not role models but assholes.
I am curious, how do you tell a grandchild (or child if you are younger) how the corrupt globalist no-borders abortion loving Bush family loaded their pockets?
Jeb, why do you mention Trump but not others?
why not mention the congresswoman who said “impeach the MotherXXX”
Why not mention Madonna, who promised sexual favors if you promised to vote for Hillary?
well i’m not the president so go #### you mother you worthlesss @@@@sucker mother ####er POS sc##bag son of a wh### @#@# @#$@# @#$@#$ing piece of garbage.
"Theres Adam Clymer, major-league a$$#### from The New York Times. - President George W. Bush
How do you tell your child that he won’t have a job because illegal immigrants have taken his job - at less pay?
Really Jeb, with an unprecedented coup to overthrow the government, THAT’s all you are worried about. Worry about that in the gulag. Make no mistake, they WILL round you up along with the other useful idiots.
“If you can’t say anything intelligent, the least you can do is shut up.” Tom Lehrer
Jeb,
How do you tell them not to be a dufus and beg people to clap during a speech you are giving?
Shut up Jeb! You spent millions and could not get more than 1% in the polls. You are a idiot nobody wants to hear from.