Clergyman: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?
Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.
As presidential wanna Beto would say, “That’s f****d.”
In case Jeb! hasn’t noticed, we don’t really have a culture of pure hearts, minds, and mouths anymore. One evening around seven o’clock when my son was about six, he was watching cartoons. One of the characters said, “well, you can kiss my ass.” I believe it was “The Family Guy.” We switched channels.