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The Best Armslist Advertisement EVER
Armslist ^ | 10/2/2019

Posted on 10/02/2019 6:35:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Up for sale is this one of a kind , custom, special made , all high dollar parts , expertly put together in my moms downstairs closet pistol thats worth moe than your house. I want a small fortune for it maybe 3000 since I am a internet qualified expert and gun smith since I am in the army . I want 6 to 8 guns in trade , maya scar or two and 4-5 ar's I will not accept you crap unless its way in my favor . I want you to drive 4 hours to me and I most likely wont show up or change my mind and not tell you. since your reading this you already owe me money so lets make a deal


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banglist
Good stuff. The pic reminds me of that humor image I did so many years back:


1 posted on 10/02/2019 6:35:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

I remember that. Excellent work.

L


2 posted on 10/02/2019 6:37:45 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: Lazamataz

What - no drink holder?!


3 posted on 10/02/2019 6:39:36 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: Lazamataz

It’ll put your eye out....


4 posted on 10/02/2019 6:39:46 PM PDT by caver
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To: Lazamataz

Needs a selfie stick


5 posted on 10/02/2019 6:41:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Lazamataz

I see it has training wheels!!!


6 posted on 10/02/2019 6:41:06 PM PDT by ontap
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To: ontap

It’s junk. Didn’t mention shooting around corners or an accompanying bullet proof jock strap. Not worth a dime above $27,500.


7 posted on 10/02/2019 6:47:17 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
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To: Lazamataz

8 posted on 10/02/2019 6:57:37 PM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
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To: Lazamataz

There was an add to sell a LCP 9mm on Armslist a few years ago

The ad said the LCP ( little crappy pistol ) he added, was his wife’s and she hated it. He said she said it hurt her hand so bad shooting it she just might consider the rape

I went straight Laz and responded asking for pictures

of the wife


9 posted on 10/02/2019 7:14:04 PM PDT by advertising guy (When they told Jerry Nadler he had a flesh eating disease , they gave him 87 years to live)
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10 posted on 10/02/2019 7:14:47 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: Chode

The Russians totally would have owned Hindenburg at Tannenberg if the original Morin’s came like that.


11 posted on 10/02/2019 9:51:08 PM PDT by The Pack Knight
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12 posted on 10/02/2019 10:27:28 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: The Pack Knight

LOL!!!


13 posted on 10/03/2019 3:45:34 AM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
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