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What IF the country votes Democrat in 2020?
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Posted on 09/23/2019 11:03:38 AM PDT by Veto!

Just something to think about...

What IF the country votes Democrat in 2020?

Democrat Platform Suggestions for 2020

1 Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a Gender Studies major, because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)

2 Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders)

3 Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

4 La'Darius Washington, who has never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

5 Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and who thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court, will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

6 Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR 15. (Eric Swalwell)

7 Sven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the US in 1953, will have to pay reparations to Sha'lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great-great grandfather MIGHT HAVE BEEN a slave. (Cory Booker)

8 Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn't want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

9 Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his 3/4 ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

10. The population of the US will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)

11. NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN TWELVE YEARS. (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2020demprimary; consequences; democrats; envirowhackos; socialists
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I LOVE #9.
1 posted on 09/23/2019 11:03:38 AM PDT by Veto!
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To: Veto!

To put it bluntly, if those hyenas win, we’re boned.


2 posted on 09/23/2019 11:06:34 AM PDT by Migraine (ThereÂ’s going to be a serious third-party candidate. Mark my words.)
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To: Migraine
Not quite.

If the hyenas win, they will not recognize when they've overstepped until it's too late.

3 posted on 09/23/2019 11:10:37 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: Migraine
To put it bluntly, if those hyenas win, we’re boned.

And horked.

4 posted on 09/23/2019 11:11:08 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
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To: Migraine

If the nation votes Dem in ‘20 it will be the end of what started that April morning. There will be resistance, compulsion, and bloodshed. No matter who emerges victorious the result will be totalitarian. It will not be the conclusion of The Postman.


5 posted on 09/23/2019 11:11:29 AM PDT by xkaydet65
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To: Veto!

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.” President Ronald Reagan

Those who want to take away our freedom and replace it with a commie/socialist hell have been diligently pecking away at the foundation of our society. It is now probably not a matter of if they will succeed; it is a matter of when. This may not be as evident in places that are not leftist strongholds like the entire west coast, but the infection is spreading. I hope and pray that I am wrong.


6 posted on 09/23/2019 11:12:32 AM PDT by fireman15
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To: Veto!

I predict the US will start looking like N. Ireland in the 70’s.

Bombings, assassinations on both sides.


7 posted on 09/23/2019 11:13:41 AM PDT by setter
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Ammunition will be impossible to find and buy in stores due to a massive supply / demand imbalance.


8 posted on 09/23/2019 11:16:38 AM PDT by rigelkentaurus
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To: G Larry

WOLVERINES!!!


9 posted on 09/23/2019 11:17:37 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Veto!

Wolverines!!


10 posted on 09/23/2019 11:17:42 AM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Migraine

Yes. We’re finished as a nation . It isn’t of matter of ‘’if’’ the Democrats get back in the White House. It’s ‘’when’’. And they will at some point.


11 posted on 09/23/2019 11:17:56 AM PDT by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
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To: Veto!

I imagine that Trump will not be at all shy about incorporating these into his campaign ads.


12 posted on 09/23/2019 11:18:58 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: setter

There won’t be any bombings, assassinations or war.

They’ll just sit back and patiently wait for enough of us to die so that Conservatism becomes politically irrelevant.

Then they’ll march ahead into their Brave New Socialist World.

People under 35 are already largely onboard with that.


13 posted on 09/23/2019 11:20:58 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: Veto!

Disaster. The only one of them who is anywhere near being competent is Gropey Joe. They all are pushing a radical leftist agenda of anger and bitterness. They would hurt this country real bad.

Real good posting.


14 posted on 09/23/2019 11:21:59 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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I wonder how long it will take the Dems to get us rioting in the streets.

Of course if we refused to pay taxes that would shut them down pretty quickly.


15 posted on 09/23/2019 11:23:39 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Rinnwald
Wolverines!!

Badgers!!

16 posted on 09/23/2019 11:23:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: I want the USA back

The biggest problem with Joe is that one of the socialists would succeed him and he likely would not serve out his term.


17 posted on 09/23/2019 11:25:18 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: xkaydet65
It will not be the conclusion of The Postman.

You mean we won't be wearing rags and post-apocalyptic weirdo-wear, then suddenly revert to budget-saving current business attire for the return to normalcy?

18 posted on 09/23/2019 11:25:25 AM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Veto!

The US as we now known will be gone. We’d be doomed.


19 posted on 09/23/2019 11:27:06 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: dfwgator

Honey Badgers!!!

Technically, the toughest of the mustelids, but not the most awe-inspiring battle cry.


20 posted on 09/23/2019 11:30:07 AM PDT by Rinnwald
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