Posted on 09/17/2019 2:09:40 PM PDT by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.Democrats such as Beto ORourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even a mandatory buyback of some weapons such as AR-15s. While these laws are likely to be a headache for law-abiding gun owners, the nations murderous psychopaths arent quite certain how the laws will affect them.
The background check sounds concerning, explained deranged murderer Steve Mason, known as Murdering Steve to his friends. I would definitely fail it since Im a well-known psychopath. But Ive never actually purchased a gun through a gun-dealer; I just steal all my murder weapons. And so far no one has proposed a background check on theft, so I think Im good.
Jake Foster, who is planning a shooting spree, expressed similar concerns about the ban on high-capacity magazines. Having to do a shooting spree and reloading after every tenth shot does sound irritating, said Foster. Despite the law, I might just use a high-capacity magazine anyway. I guess the question is whether Im willing to deal with a possible fine on top of the multiple counts of murder.
One law murderous psychopaths did seem excited about was the AR-15 buyback. If they offer a lot of money for my AR-15, it could be pretty worthwhile, said nutjob Craig McGee. Then I can use that money to buy more guns just as lethal... but through the black market, of course. Gotta avoid those background checks.
great
The most potent weapon in the arsenal of humor is the truth.
Well they don’t follow the murder laws, why would they follow the gun laws.
Awesome. The absurd arguments of the left easily debunked using well-written satire. Panties will likely be in bunches.
Of all the satire sites I know about, The Babylon Bee is the greatest.
Love the pix that goes with this article, haha
I’m always whining at you about throwing the satire tag on the Bee.
This one is O.K. LOL!
Love the Bee.
Thanks for the post. Appreciated.
A massive gun "buyback" would be very interesting to thieves and that's not a joke. Of course they would have to go about stealing guns with a little more caution than stealing TVs and such.
Snopes says this is false.
The Bee stings.
The Babylon Bee has become required reading for anyone who wants to understand the news these days. Certainly far above the NY Slimes when it comes to truth telling.
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