Posted on 08/06/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by grundle
Full title: A man broke into a woman's house in Alabama with a gun, police say. She countered with a pot of hot grease
Larondrick Macklin, 31, was arrested in Alabama after police say he broke into a woman's home and she threw hot grease on him.
Police in Alabama say a man suffered burns across his face after he broke into a woman's house with a gun and she defended herself with a pot of hot grease.
According to a statement from the Decatur Police Department, police responded to a call of a domestic dispute last Thursday and discovered Larondrick Macklin, 31, with burns on his face. He was taken to the hospital.
A detective discovered Macklin was the "primary aggressor in the altercation," according to a police statement. According to police, Macklin "entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease."
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BACON! The Ultimate Weapon.
OUTSTANDING !
She burnt the black right off him.
That’s a one pot stop.
It looks good on him.
She went Medieval on him! I like it.
Watch out for the moat on your way out.
That what he gets.
Man, if you could invent a concealed carry hot grease, you’d make a million.
That’s hilarious.....good for her!!!!!!
She shoulda followed up with a significant double tap of pan to head.
We must confiscate all hot grease immediately!
the detective used the phrase “primary aggressor” which indicates that there must be a “secondary aggressor” which will probably mean the homeowner will be charged with malicious wounding or whatever the Alabama name for it is.
OUCH! Lol!
Looks like she mistook it for the “Male Pale” stuff!
There’s more than one way to skin that cat!
‘er ya go!... It was probably a skillet though ... double tap with skillet, iron maiden!
the hard part is creating a usable insulated holster so that it could be carried.
Kripes, now I’m gonna need a background check for Crisco.
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