The democrat party mascot
Posted on 06/16/2019 8:24:03 AM PDT by Signalman
I saw this on a jokes website the other day.
McDonald's has a new item on the menu. It's called the "Socialist Value Meal" You order anything you want...and the guy in line behind you has to pay for it.
Heh, heh!
Will there be a rotating line? That way everyone can eat for free for ever. (Socialist Economics 101)
The democrat party mascot
If you shoot the kulak who’s in line ahead of you, everything is free.
Here another one
Place your order, Name Please....
Today I went into a fast food restaurant and placed an order. The cashier asked me for my name. “I said Trump.” The cashier looked shocked and puzzled, but smiled and anyway wrote it down. He said “I will call you when your order is ready..”
I went to a table and sat down. A few minutes later my order was ready and the cashier called
out “TRUMP.” Everyone in the restaurant looked up at the cashier and cheered.
How are they going to make him?
McDonald’s Worldwide Favorites menu is a greasy, putrid trash fire
https://nypost.com/2019/06/05/mcdonalds-worldwide-favorites-menu-is-a-greasy-putrid-trash-fire/
My buddy was in line at some Italian fast food restaurant at lunchtime. Lady in front of him was holding up the line, bitching about the prices and etc. He finally threw a $20 on the counter and said to the flustered counter person in a deep, boomy southern accent “Buy this fat lady a slice of pizza”.
Everyone in line got a kick out of that. The guy behind paid for my buddy’s lunch. The fat lady left before finishing because of the laughing and snickering.
But he gets to dictate what you order. No hamburgers. It’s made of cow meat, so it might fart. No milkshakes, because the cow that gave the milk is still out on the range, farting away. No fish sticks, because fish are being over harvested. No fries, because they cause obesity. Salads are ok, so long as there isn’t any dressing.
There really is such a thing as a free lunch!
“Billions and Billions Starved”
Excellent
I gotta share this
Just don’t be the last one in line.
The guy in back of him is KGB.
Help! I don’t get it - what am I missing??
Sounds like you were at a Chick-fil-A
And like any socialist idea it only works for the guy first in line...
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