"Yo I got nothin to do with those posers" - Flo-Rida
Posted on 06/07/2019 1:54:03 PM PDT by simpson96
“Florida man steals car, kills dog, chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop”
And now comes Miller Time!
"Yo I got nothin to do with those posers" - Flo-Rida
BTW, according to the book Sniglets that little thing that dangles in the back of your throat is called the "blibula".
A real land of Methapotamia..........
That’s hilarious. No one’s that
anal except for Martha Stewart.
They should bring back that TV show “To Tell the Truth”, but in a “I am Florida Man” format.
Will the real Florida Man please stand up.?..... (drum roll) ... the possibilities are ENORMOUS.
I was so getting worried that he had retired!
You beat me to it....Not only WHERE but WHAT is his process?
“”A search by the state police and the Broome County Sheriff’s Office””
The writer of the article needs some schooling....So the guy is FROM FL - so what?
The story is about an event at the PA border - Broome County is in New York State. But gee whiz - the culprit WAS FROM FL... Big whoop!
I would say he was fixin’ for someone to get home and get him some fried chicken for his trouble and he wasn’t about to give up - from chicken coop to chicken coop!
This will be the talk of that county for months to come.
And the chicken coop
That meth is a helluva drug.
CC
He might get off easy for those other things, but killing that dog will do him in for a long time.
I’ll raise you one of our local finest who just poured gasoline on his mother and wheelchair bound 79 year-old grandmother with one leg and then, while holding a gallon can of gasoline, lit a cigarette and burned the mother, grandmother, himself and two trailer houses. The event tied up four rural volunteer fire departments, three EMT crews and three lifeflight helicopters and the sheriff’s office. Minor injuries to the perp and the other two are in very critical to critical condition.
31 years old, just got out of prison for lobbing molotov coctails at a neighbor’s house and four years ago cut off his own penis. At least he can’t further procreate if he has already. Name is Hernandez. Just another poor immigrant.
When I have a cow or a bull that gives even a fraction of this much trouble I cull the herd. With prejudice. What a shame we can’t do the same.
It’s gonna be a while to top that headline.
they’s kinds swamp peoples ya know
It’s been on our local news all day. It’s not the weirdest thing on our local news.
Ithaca man arrested after spree of crimes
The City of Evil made him do it!
As was long ago established by O.C. and Stiggs, there exists, for any given geographic location, an inverse relationship between insect size and the price of alcohol...
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