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Florida man steals car, kills dog, chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop: police
Fox News ^ | 6/7/2019 | Nicole Darrah

Posted on 06/07/2019 1:54:03 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96

I hate when this happens.


21 posted on 06/07/2019 2:08:01 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Uncle Miltie

A lot of drugs down there.


22 posted on 06/07/2019 2:08:41 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Red Badger

Xyphoid process.


23 posted on 06/07/2019 2:11:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: simpson96

24 posted on 06/07/2019 2:12:01 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Seruzawa
Or bath salts?

Just glad he got caught him before he got to PA. We have higher standards for our druggies and jail birds than does New York.

25 posted on 06/07/2019 2:12:56 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: simpson96

I am impressed that he was able to try and mount a van then jump into the back of a pickup on I81.

Was he nekkid while driving or did he get to the first chicken coop and see a couple of fat hens and disrobe or did the chickens strip him in the second coop?

So many questions left unanswered...Am glad to see ‘they’ were able to produce an instantaneous photo of the WHITE guy.

Says after hospital he was in jail, needs to be in one of them thar ‘funny farms’


26 posted on 06/07/2019 2:13:20 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is cast as the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: Larry Lucido

Bread basket!................


27 posted on 06/07/2019 2:13:21 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

Yankees make y’all act up like that?


28 posted on 06/07/2019 2:15:51 PM PDT by Windflier (Torches and pitchforks ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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29 posted on 06/07/2019 2:16:33 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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A Florida man who allegedly stole a car, killed a dog -- and possibly chickens -- and chased a man with an ax was found naked in a chicken coop Tuesday, police said.

And some folks claim this Q business is harmless.

30 posted on 06/07/2019 2:18:13 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Windflier

No, they are the ones acting up!...............


31 posted on 06/07/2019 2:18:24 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger
Where in his process?

It's right there...

32 posted on 06/07/2019 2:21:22 PM PDT by Rio
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To: Red Badger

Maybe something in the water makes Yankees go nuts.


33 posted on 06/07/2019 2:24:02 PM PDT by Windflier (Torches and pitchforks ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Windflier

Alcohol.....................


34 posted on 06/07/2019 2:25:14 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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Level Five:

"One of your friends stands up and screams, "WE'RE DRIVIN' TO FLORIDA!!!!!"- and passes out."
35 posted on 06/07/2019 2:26:35 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger
Florida men deal with things men in other states never even see - link below shows a Florida man being harassed by a 150 pound lizard...

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/florida-man-says-150-pound-lizard-visitor-stalks-his-home/EvWtuGCMBSicYo433rgmaM/

From link:

A man in Florida has an unexpected visitor that will not leave him alone.

...

This isn’t one of those small lizards that Floridians are used to coexisting with. This one is about 7 feet long and weighs about 150 pounds.

36 posted on 06/07/2019 2:28:51 PM PDT by GOPJ ( DC graft is protected by 'norms' - line the pockets of deep state thugs - gain power.)
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To: simpson96

Another misunderstood bad boy. They should legalize more hallucinogenic drugs to make him well. More female prison guards and other ugly women should run to him to further propagate his DNA. After only three generations, the paradigm is not finished with our country, yet.

Bring on Generation Zombie.


37 posted on 06/07/2019 2:28:52 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: simpson96

Axe, chicken coop...there likely a hot tub involved too.


38 posted on 06/07/2019 2:30:35 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: simpson96

Well, at least he found a way to spend the weekend.


39 posted on 06/07/2019 2:32:27 PM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Fox Shadowbans People On Comments)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Florida man is usually drunk.
Washington man is just too stoned to get off the couch and chase chickens.


40 posted on 06/07/2019 2:33:14 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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