Posted on 05/31/2019 4:05:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."
How many blonde jokes are there in the world? Four. The rest are true stories
All blond jokes can be converted to AOC jokes and they’ll be funnier.
AO-C, the new dumb “blonde”.
Funniest thing since the "Blonde-star" skit.
Oh man; I wasn’t expecting that.........
I knew a really intelligent woman who bleached her hair - she had the best of both worlds.....smart and sexy!!!!!!
Why are there so many blonde jokes?
So brunettes have something to talk about when they’re sitting home on Friday night.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
Artificial Intelligence.
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