[BenLurkin]

[Dr. Sivana]

I had thought that the best coffee would be a Jamaica Blue Mountain ... why Panama? I also thought that the most expensive coffee was the one made with monkey poo.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Made with Transgender Coffee Beans.

[PeterPrinciple]

“It’s very smooth – um, good taste,” said one customer at Klatch’s recent event in San Francisco.
“Wow. Packs a punch,” another customer said.

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smooth AND packs a punch...…………………………….

[Red Badger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak

CIVET COFFEE?....................

[samtheman]

Requirements for purchasing this:
You must meet two of the three following tests:

1. You are very rich.
2. You are very bored.
3. You are very stupid.

Combine any two qualities to gain entrance to this exclusive club.

[Mariner]

And doesn’t taste as good as Hills Brothers.

[pgkdan]

I must be a real neanderthal...I like Maxwell House and Folgers. Whichever one is on sale.

[BBQToadRibs]

I’m going to stick to the gast station cup.

[GingisK]

California does seem to populated with people stupid enough to pay that much for a cup of coffee. I wish I’d thought of that.

[Manic_Episode]

I eat store bought coffee beans and recover them later to make my own poor man’s civet cat coffee. It’s really not that good...

[ObozoMustGo2012]

At a $1/cup, McDonald’s coffee still probably tastes better....

[WKUHilltopper]

Suckers.

[Tucker39]

A few years ago there was a fad out of Indonesia or somewhere in the Pacific Rim area. Cat Scat Coffee. There is a large feline animal that eats coffee beans, which pretty much pass through and out again undigested. But when those fecal beans are roasted, ground and brewed, the result is reported to be sublime, and priced as such.

[smvoice]

And so the pretentious California Nuevo Rich libtard signals the host and says “Oh, Coffee Sommelier, I’ll have one with LOTS of cream and sugar...”

[bwest]

Do you get free refills?

[Stevenc131]

That fool/money thing seems to apply.

[WashingtonFire]

It would have to be served on the ass curve of a Miami Dolphin cheerleader to be worth that

[I want the USA back]

Why buys that (and who has the money to pay for it) except wacko liberals?

[TexasTransplant]

“Bucket List” Best Joke

[CommerceComet]

The best coffee in the world? Whatever is brewed first thing in the morning when we’re camping. It gets the palate ready for the bacon and eggs that are coming in Ron Swanson proportions.