Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop

FOX News ^ | 05-06-2019 | By Nicole Darrah

[Red Badger]

A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop on Monday — a strange move that might just rank on the state's list of odd reported crimes.

Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger's seat of a vehicle around 3:30 a.m. in Punta Gorda when she was pulled over, the Miami Herald reported, citing an incident report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.

The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."

A 25-year-old woman pulled an alligator from her pants during a traffic stop on Monday, investigators said. (Charlotte County Sheriff's Office)

[Red Badger]

[EQAndyBuzz]

I know a woman who shot an alligator in her yoga pants. How it got into her pants I’ll never know.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Hey Florida Man, that’s marryin material right there.

[VastRWCon]

Is that an alligator in your pants or are you happy to see me?

[clintonh8r]

Thanks, Groucho!

:^)

[freedumb2003]

Ib4 the “is that an alligator in your pants or...?” jokes.

[ClearCase_guy]

“Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

“Officer, I am not happy to see you. It’s an alligator.”

[IronJack]

I’ve heard of a trouser trout and a one-eared elephant in a person’s pants, but this is a new one ...

[Pravious]

It’s just an alternative lifestyle. Who are we to judge?
Are the two married yet?

[Leaning Right]

Yoga pants + an alligator + 3:30 AM. Someone should write a song about that. Paging Weird Al Yankovic.

[Red Badger]

You barely missed it!..........................

[Vaquero]

LEO “Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me”

[sport]

Actually, you are late by 2 posts

[Red Badger]

That’s Jimmy Buffett material!.................

[Telepathic Intruder]

Isn’t it everyone’s right to have an alligator in your pants?

[FLT-bird]

Getting into hot chicks’ pants is something we Gators are good at.

We’re irresistible. Go Gators!

[Red Badger]

Gator in your pants Ping!..................

[Karma_Sherab]

There's a gator in the britches, he's calling my name
And a saying come on, boy, you better make it back home again
There's many roads I've traveled but they all kinda look the same
There's a gator in the britches, Lord, he's calling my name

[COBOL2Java]

Heck ¡Jeb! keeps turtles in his pocket...

[Pollard]

Ariel Machan-Le Quire

I’d say this “Florida Woman is actually an “Louisiana Woman” from da bayou