Just remember the keys to a successful marriage: Yes Dear No Dear
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To: antidemoncrat
I clicked. He was trying to be diplomatic when he should have just lied.
3 posted on
04/16/2019 4:48:01 PM PDT by
cdcdawg
(A couple more election cycles and they won't even need vote fraud)
To: antidemoncrat
“Am I pretty?” from the wife is like the “agree to terms” checkbox. Affirm or leave the site.
4 posted on
04/16/2019 4:48:04 PM PDT by
Dagnabitt
(Ann Coulter is old, skinny and 100 percent correct.)
To: antidemoncrat
“Am I pretty?”
“Yeah, pretty ugly! LOL!”
POW!
5 posted on
04/16/2019 4:51:24 PM PDT by
Ken H
(2019 => The House of Representin')
To: antidemoncrat
Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show what Charlton Heston told him about his successful 50+ year marriage to his Wife:
“Learn these six words, and use them often: ‘Honey, I was wrong. I apologize.’ “
6 posted on
04/16/2019 4:53:33 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: antidemoncrat
“Do I look thinner in this dress?”
Try answering that one correctly.
7 posted on
04/16/2019 4:54:03 PM PDT by
samtheman
(To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
To: antidemoncrat
Wonder what she would have done if he said no but you”re the best I could do.......
To: antidemoncrat
"Honey, does this dress make my bu"NO!
10 posted on
04/16/2019 4:59:15 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: antidemoncrat
Mr. Peterson...line 1 Jordan Peterson Line 1!
17 posted on
04/16/2019 5:38:57 PM PDT by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: antidemoncrat
That big project up in the Arctic Circle. Can actually breathe up there.
18 posted on
04/16/2019 5:40:52 PM PDT by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: antidemoncrat
Just give her the gun and tell her to do what she has to do.
19 posted on
04/16/2019 5:41:40 PM PDT by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: antidemoncrat
20 posted on
04/16/2019 5:47:11 PM PDT by
robel
To: antidemoncrat
“When I see you dear, time stands still”.
Muttering under breath ... “Your face would stop a clock”.
21 posted on
04/16/2019 5:50:07 PM PDT by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: antidemoncrat
But what’s the correct answer to: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
These days one can’t tell. The correct answer used to be no.
To: antidemoncrat
I looked at her picture. I can understand why he didn’t answer. Also “common law?” She’s 20 I thought you had to cohabit for seven years to hit common law status. Has she been living with him since she was 13?
24 posted on
04/16/2019 5:57:17 PM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: antidemoncrat
32 posted on
04/16/2019 6:50:20 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: antidemoncrat
35 posted on
04/16/2019 8:49:47 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: antidemoncrat
I just looked and it said the girl was only 20 years old. That is not even old enough to have a common-law husband.
36 posted on
04/16/2019 9:37:30 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: antidemoncrat
I guess the rule was waived...
To: antidemoncrat
My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those pills that help men achieve an erection. You should have seen the look on her face when I returned from the doctor and handed her that bottle of diet pills.
40 posted on
04/17/2019 12:34:42 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: antidemoncrat
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started....
41 posted on
04/17/2019 4:16:07 AM PDT by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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