For your interest.
You’ve never scored any Barcelona Brown? ;)
that is some good... stuff there.
She’s cute today, but ten years from now she’ll look like H E Double Hockey Sticks.
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I doubt it. This seems like a ridiculously inefficient way to transport something like cannabis.
Steve Martin’s dog in ‘The Jerk’ comes to mind.
Must be the good sh*t. I’m just sayin’
Drug dealers and users are dirty, disgusting people. I’m just shocked.
Once upon a time in a far away land, the locals found that if they took some camel crap added a pinch of strychnine and baked it in the sun in a hashish mold until it was a golden brown, it looked almost like the real thing. Adding a bit of black shoe polish helped it acquire a mild hashish scent.
So they put it one the market and low and behold because of the very low price it became a runaway best seller found in all the best drug emporiums in Europe.
As the profits mounted, the markets in the US opened up and there too it became a run away best seller, particularly in the New York-New Jersey area circa 1975 when the yellowish variety became widely available.
How can a person tell if you have the real thing? The real thing has no bits of straw mixed in.
Leave it to stoners to get poop in the pot. At least it is organic poop.
Really? It’s good sh*t.
… I wonder if one narc could go all the way through school and not know that $#!+ means (drugs)? He might. Sure be in for a lot of surprises first day on the job, though. Some guy would roll up on him:“Hey! You wanna buy some $#!+?”Try to draw him out. Find out the identity of ‘Mr. Big’, right?
“Well, I never thought about it, really. Where did you get the $#!+?”“Well, we brought it back from Cambodia in a guitar, man, and we, um, made brownies out of some of it and we gave some away as a wedding present and we’re selling the rest, man.”
(to self) Sounds like some sort of a religious cult. “How much is the $#!+?”
“I’ll let you have two ounces for $90, man.”
“Must be…good $#!+.”
“Yeah, it is, man. Think ya want some papers with that?”
“Yes, better let me have a roll or two, would you?”
— George Carlin, “Shoot” from FM and AM
Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it’s got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What’s Labrador?
Man Stoner: It’s dog sh!t.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherf**ker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we’re smokin’ dog sh!t, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don’t it?
[Song, “Rockin’ Robin” plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it’s even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
The Vietnamese have a special kind of coffee, where the whole coffee berry is fed to civet cats (like weasels), and the beans are recovered from their feces and prepared.
I had some, at it really was surprisingly good. It kind of made me have to go to the bathroom - but that too made a pretty good cup of coffee.
What doesn't contain traces of human feces?
Lots of places still use human excrement (”night soil”) as fertilizer.
Glad none of my medicine from the dispensary comes from Spain lol!
Good.
Good.