Skip to comments.New Study: Fast Food Can Make Your Penis Smaller
Posted on 02/11/2019 3:24:12 AM PST by vannrox
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But just look at how white my teeth are !!
I no longer believe any ‘study’ that effectively attacks men. This study clearly is meant to literally emasculate men in general.
Politics and social justice warrior attitudes are rampant in the universities and they will write documents in any way to support their contrived world view. In short, leftists lie.
I need that. Every now and then I suffer embarrassment when even the hint of a rise starts and I have to carry something in front of me or put something on my lap.
So its fast food for me from now on.
Two things spring up about the study. They are examining high school students and we all know there are sudden growth spurts involved. Why, those boys are spurting all over the place, every chance they get. Ha, ha. Seriously, though, are they studying fully mature subjects or jumping the gun, here.
Also, they are concentrating on one localized area. Have they factored in the genetic component by looking at ancestry and relationship? “Thanks a bunch, great-grandpa. 3.5? It’s a wonder that I’m even here.”
And, not that I want to know, are they measuring the boys “at rest” or are we talking about measurements in an aroused state? If the latter, have they considered who was taking the measurements? “Gee, Hillary, all your measurement data are coming in lower than the others’ results. Why is that?”
There has to be a punch line for this article.
No rubbing or looking at porn prior to measurement pricedyres.
Reminds me of the girl in my college biology class that raised her hand and asked why semen tasted salty. Then she turned bright red!
I guess they didn’t study the effects on the testicles. If it is affecting them in the same way as the weeny, then the Democrats and some of the Republicans are eating a lot of fast food.
No problem, guys. Keep eating fast food and buy a bigger car.
“are they measuring the boys at rest or are we talking about measurements in an aroused state?”
They also commented on semen quality, so I’m assuming arousal was involved.
That a relief. I was afraid I was going to have to have penis reduction surgery. Now all I gotta do is order extra Big Macs.
You’re going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company for that!
I just came out of the swimming pool! Really!
‘Scuse me while I whip this thing out. Oh, never mind.
So Burger King really isnt the Home of the Whopper???
That’s true if you don’t “super size” your fast food meal.
Sooooo, Big Whopper?????
Did Wendy’s hot and juicy weigh in on this?
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