Skip to comments.New Study: Fast Food Can Make Your Penis Smaller
Posted on 02/11/2019 3:24:12 AM PST by vannrox
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this is another indirect hit on Trump the fast food afectionado.
I’m assuming McDonalds corp did not pay for this study.
It only reduces liberal penises. It makes conservative penises bigger, harder and longer lasting.
“Um - a what?”
“A dicky do stomach. It sticks out farther than my dicky do!”
(I didn't read the article - but that was what came to my mind. It isn't smaller - it just appears that way.”
Hey - maybe I could make millions printing up men's underwear with an adaptation of that disclaimer they put on car mirrors. “Caution, objects may appear smaller than they actually are”
LOL! Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor the first time he loses all that weight “I CAN SEE MY D**K!!”
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