Posted on 01/30/2019 2:28:23 AM PST by sodpoodle
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER..
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
If you fix something on your car and you have some left over pieces, its O.K. manufacturers are always over engineering things and those pieces weren’t needed anyway. And the day after the garbage is taken away, is about the time you figure out why those extra pieces were installed . or you’ll find them a year later and won’t rememeber what they came from or do..
Funny stuff. Nice to be able to start the day with a chuckle or 3.
I will have to try this one.
Or be like me.
I still have leftover parts from cars and tractors I had in my 30’s. I just know I’ll need that updraft carb for a 1965 IH any day now!
Or that radiator for that 1960’s Rambler!
Or that wiring harness for a 1979 Chevy Monza!
I’ll need it all some day I tell ya!
I still have leftover parts from cars and tractors I had in my 30’s. I just know I’ll need that updraft carb for a 1965 IH any day now!
Or that radiator for that 1960’s Rambler!
Or that wiring harness for a 1979 Chevy Monza!
I’ll need it all some day I tell ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2riRAGzNzvQ
A couple of one barrel carbs are on the shelf.
I switched my Willys jeep to a 32/36 Weber but just in case.....
So, um...how much would ya take for that radiator?
I had my wife hold the steel fence posts while I drove them in with a maul. That’s how you avoid hitting your hand!
“I switched my Willys jeep to a 32/36 Weber but just in case.....”
Yep, you just never know.
“So, um...how much would ya take for that radiator?”
Sell my Precious??
I’m gonna need that thing!
No sale! Never!
Apparently that works for real if your red blood cell count is high. Don't try that at home, though.
The Weber is a great carb.
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