Posted on 01/15/2019 4:09:46 AM PST by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the TV "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. "George Strait Sucks" 7. "Elect Hillary In 2020" 8. "Vote Eric Holder - Texas Governor" 9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born" 10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer" 11. "Bernie Sanders Is My Hero" 12. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 13. "It's all Bush's Fault" 14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
- and the last sticker is: 15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
funny. I saw a pick up the other day flying the Texas flag and numerous (!) bumper stickers on it, displaying all the right things. My passenger noticed that among the many stickers there appeared to be a “coexist” sticker.
We wondered how that could be in the mix. Seemed out of place.
So at the next stop light, pulled in closer to get a better look.
Turns out, the font for this particular “coexist” sticker was made of hand guns, rifles, knives, grenades, etc., etc., etc.
We had a laugh about that one.
I have a daughter who votes Democrat. I will NOT be sending her an invitation to enter. (She did sell her Prius)
Great video - it probably was the inspiration -!!!!
Don’t you think “gauntlet” would fit better than “marathon”?
Gauntlet = a stout glove with a long loose wrist.??????????
You’re kidding. Right?
Hitting all the big towns, with highways in between?
You’re doing it wrong if you want it to be a competition.
Stick to towns with less than 10,000 people, farm roads, and don’t go over 55.
Yes, I use kid gloves for critics.
I have that one on my vehicle, it's from the NRA. In western PA, I get a lot of thumbs up, in Eastern PA, around Philly, not so much, a lot of snowflake scowls and the middle finger.
Why the snowflakes want to antagonize an old NRA member that is licensed to carry {and does} is beyond me.
Sounds like the Tijuana Triathlon. Run, Jump and Swim
“Gauntlet = a stout glove with a long loose wrist.??????????”
That’s the World of Warcraft definition. :)
Unless this is an all EV marathon, it means nothing. This must also be conducted in July and August. How many recharging stations are there between Del Rio and El Paso?
Texas Marathon is tough. There are rattlesnakes, outlaws and indian attacks along with no water.
lol
have you seen that movie hell and high water?
anyways, these two outlaws are about to rob a bank. they push this old timer up against the wall and say, “do you have a gun?”
incredulous, the old timer is like, “what kind of question is that? Of course I have a gun!” Lolololololol
You be that old time!
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