Florida woman attacks parents after they refuse to take her to Outback

WPLG.com ^ | 1/4/2019 | Jeff Tavss

[simpson96]

LAKE WORTH, Fla. - A South Florida woman upset that her parents refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse was arrested after she attacked the couple Wednesday night, deputies said.

According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Deana Seltzer, 28, asked her mother to go to the popular chain restaurant in Lake Worth and was told no. Seltzer then became enraged and began punching her mother in the chest and arms, an arrest report said.

Seltzer's father suffered multiple scratches to his face and body when he attempted to intervene.

"Deana went around the house flipping recliners and tearing up other random ... furniture inside the home," the report said.

Seltzer also charged at her father with a 12-inch decorative knife that had been hanging on the wall, chasing him and screaming, "I'm going to (expletive) kill you."

Deputies found a knife laying on a kitchen counter after entering the home, along with a glass dining table that had been flipped over.

Seltzer was arrested on one count each of simple domestic battery and battery of a person 65 or older. She also faces two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

[Hegemony Cricket]

I’ll bet her dad is wishing he had taken her out back a few more times when she was younger...

[Fiji Hill]

I’ve had better steaks at a real Outback steakhouse—Drover’s Cafe in Brush, Colo.

[mewzilla]

Check out the last paragraph of the article. I hope the authorities follow up to ensure the perp gets that mental health check.

[BunnySlippers]

.... downside - has 10,000 calories!

[fso301]

Sounds like she is attracted by the “No rules” part of the tagline

[TheNext]

Heck yeah. Doesn't everybody lock their parents up in the back room until they agree to dinner at McDonalds restaurant. 😃

[Jane Long]

LOL....with a switch, to the woodshed.

[Jane Long]

She was hangry.

[Deaf Smith]

87 post and no mention of the Hot/Crazy Matrix.

[ZinGirl]

Well, now....a true “bloomin idiot” wouldn’t ORDER a bloomin onion, eh?😬 Semantics aside...YUMMMMM.

[max americana]

that’s a good deal man XD plus Outback is owned by Republicans..

[Trailerpark Badass]

Where was Florida Man?

[daku]

Something is getting battered, a blooming onion or you two.

[Night Hides Not]

This really puts the snits and quirks of my own children in perspective. Tom, Sally, you’re actually marvelous, compared to what’s out there.

But move out anyway.

I love my kids, too, but I'm kind of looking forward to experiencing an empty nest. For now, I'll settle for getting my kitchen back...my wife finally settled on the countertops she wanted, and I'm hoping they'll be installed next week.

BTW, the empty nest is a few years off, at a minimum. My youngest has two more years of high school.

[Night Hides Not]

You couldn’t drag me to an Outback....but I would kick someones ass for a ride to Texas Roadhouse.

If you live in North Texas, look for a Hard Eight, though I like Texas Roadhouse, too.

[PLMerite]

I’ve been to a Texas Roadhouse, not bad at all.

[metmom]

Time to put all her belongings out on the front porch and change the locks.

[Larry Lucido]

early bird special, eh morty???

You know what that would cost at Danny's?

[Eddie01]

[simpson96]

“Something is getting battered, a blooming onion or you two.”

LMAO inapropriately.