Posted on 11/09/2018 3:37:54 AM PST by sodpoodle
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch!'
The radio replied, "HILLARY, MAXINE, or PELOSI ?"
I love this truck.
Just Empty Every Pocket - Jeep.
During an Army war exercise-game, an officer’s Jeep got stuck in the mud. The officer saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
“Sorry sir,” said one of the loafers, “but we’ve been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way.”
The officer turned to his driver with an evil smile and said, “Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.”
Okay, I’m stealing that!
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel’s testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.The captain drops his pants and says, “Great! Do me next, I’ve got to catch that son of a ....
Jeeps are for when dating your sister is not enough.
Great job
Gave me a big ole grin
Thanksp
The way I heard it, years ago;
The Captain said “My God, woman, doesn’t that hurt?” And the woman said “Not if you keep your thumbs on the outside.”
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