Posted on 09/19/2018 6:55:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The mystery of the disappearing Beto O'Rourke campaign signs has been solved by the Texas Rangers. Numerous citizens of Travis County, Texas have been complaining that their Beto (Dem candidate for senator) campaign signs have been disappearing. The citizens must pay the county Democratic organization $10 each for replacement signs (with proceeds going to the Beto campaign fund). Although requested, the Austin police and Travis County sheriff departments have refused to investigate.
The Republican county chair requested the Texas AG instruct the Texas Rangers to investigate because they were being blamed for the thefts.
Texas Ranger Straight was assigned and performed the investigation. Ranger Straight determined that the Dem County organization had hired homeless people to steal the Beto signs for $2.00 each. Straight determined that the Beto campaign had fallen on hard times for fund raising because of his open borders and disrespect for the national anthem.
Straight had also determined that blacks were encouraged to display Beto campaign signs on the belief that they would not have their welfare pulled or late night visits from CPS. Straight thought this especially cruel because that $10 could have gone for cigarettes, Texas Lottery Tickets, or possibly even food and clothing for the children. Hispanics were encouraged to have the Beto campaign signs to ward off ICE visits.
Although Ranger Straight found many possible charges, he could find no one willing to press charges.
Sounds legit.
A tale not worthy of the Texas Rangers.
Good OTR series though.
What is Satire today becomes Reality tomorrow with the democrats.
Aaah, the old false flag trick.
Nothing satirical about this scenario.
Beto means “free stuff” in Irish?
Satire has to be labeled as such in the title.
Is there any truth in this story? I put out conservative signs near Boulder, CO and never had one last 24 hours. Probably 29 or 30 in the last 20 years.
But is it?
Irish Frank’s campaign going down the drain. Latest poll (first one that polled likely voters) showed Ted Cruz with a 9 point lead. This, after the non-stop love fest with the flagburning media, and Ted Cruz not even seriously campaigning.
I’m in the North Dallas area and all I see are BETO signs. Granted I’m in a mostly Muslim/Indian area.
I’m from Houston, but was in the Dallas North Park area a couple of weeks ago and there were a lot of Beta signs and no Cruz signs that I noticed.
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