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Mountain Dew Mistakenly Tells All of Scotland to Masturbate for 'Epic Thrills'
Vice ^
| August 29, 2018
| Jelisa Castrodale
Posted on 08/30/2018 1:31:45 PM PDT by EveningStar
Not terribly long ago, The Scotsman newspaper printed a helpful list of 15 words that have alternate meanings in Scotland. It pointed out that pudding has nothing to do with a Jell-O mix but is often a sausage made from pigs’ blood, that messages means grocery shopping, and that if you mince something, you’ve pretty much effed it up.
Unfortunately, the paper failed to include chug on the list, which is why Mountain Dew UK is being dragged across Scottish Twitter for inadvertently telling everyone that they’re chronic masturbators.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chug; mountaindew; oops; scotland
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:33:41 PM PDT
by
EveningStar
(I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
To: EveningStar; 100American; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:34:42 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
( The US Constitution ....... Invented by geniuses and God .... Administered by morons ......)
To: Larry Lucido
So, Mountain Dew does not want their customers to be the Master of their Domain.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:34:44 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: EveningStar
Those crazy Scottish chuggers!
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:34:52 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
( If you are offended by what I have to say here then you can blame your parents for raising a wuss)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:35:23 PM PDT
by
EveningStar
(I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
To: EveningStar
I thought that’s why they wore kilts................
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:36:16 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
To: EveningStar
They need to PULL the ads.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:36:52 PM PDT
by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sorry. I missed your post. :)
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:36:53 PM PDT
by
EveningStar
(I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
To: Red Badger
I thought that’s why they wore kilts No - that's why they wear nothing under their kilts.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:38:03 PM PDT
by
grobdriver
(BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
To: EveningStar
Are they suggesting that if you drink Mountain Dew, you’ll go blind?
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:40:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: grobdriver
My brother sings a ballad about a sleeping Scotsman who gets this rumor confirmed by a pair of young lassies who lift the kilt and tie a blue ribbon around his junk.
When he awakens from his drunken stupor, the last line of the song is "I don't know where you've been, me boy, but I see you won first prize!"
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:44:54 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: grobdriver
Nothing is worn under my kilt: I keep everything in perfect working order.
RHR BLACK WATCH
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:45:00 PM PDT
by
golux
To: grobdriver
My husband is now laughing tears. That was great.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:45:13 PM PDT
by
Valpal1
To: EveningStar
Just pull your pud laddie!!!!
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:48:52 PM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:49:09 PM PDT
by
golux
To: EveningStar
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Chug a pint, takes on a whole new meaning.
I find the whole thing very draining.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:51:21 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: EveningStar
Chronic masterbators? With all those cute sheep out there? I dunna thinks so, laddie.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:52:28 PM PDT
by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Chug a pint. Doesn’t your arm get tired?
Say hello to Mother thumb and her four daughters.
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posted on
08/30/2018 1:52:38 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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