Posted on 08/12/2018 8:53:10 AM PDT by gattaca
Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I’m a lesbian and besides that, my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off. > > Should I clobber him with something heavy, or should I just leave him alone? Your advice would be appreciated. > > Sincerely, > Mad as Hell > > >
Dear Mad as Hell, > > You don’t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack oyour bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don’t resort to violence and try to act more like a lady. > > Remember, you were almost elected President of the United States, so try acting like one. > >
Sincerely, > Abby > > > > > >
Funny!
LOL
Hah, laugh for the day.
LOL
Bookmark
Effective use of humor to skewer a political opponent. Something I wish our side was better at. Thanks! Made my day!
Cont. “You leaked Top Secret Materials and Protected a Sexual Predator and got away with it: So just move on”
Would have been funnier if Dear Abby had responded
Dear Hillary
Bookmark
Nope. Never telegraph the punch line.
Marriage vs Fishing
Saturday morning I got up at 4:00, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 30-40 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather’s terrible.’
My loving wife of 21 years replied, ‘Can you believe my idiot husband is out fishing in that crud?’
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking ... but I have stopped fishing.
Bump
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.