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Vanity: Anti-Trump Comedians Sarah Silverman and Patton Oswalt Do Pedo Skit
VANITY

Posted on 07/24/2018 1:43:54 PM PDT by TigerClaws

In a 2010 skit, “Creepy Van Guy,” on her Comedy Central show, unfunny anti-Trump comedienne (and long-time former girlfriend of Jimmy Kimmel) Sarah Silverman — she who said “I want to eat an aborted fetus“, that Jesus is pro-abort, and “I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I’d do it again. I’d f***ing do it again” — told a kid to pee in her mouth, then asked another unfunny comedian, Patton Oswalt, if he’s attracted to children.

The skit begins with Sarah Silverman driving a black van with its windows blacked out. The interior of the van is a pedophile’s dream, decorated to lure kids with candy, a TV set and a drum set. Inside are two young boys and a girl.

Here’s the dialogue in the skit:

Silverman to the little kids in her van: “If you’re having a good time, be sure to tell all your friends.”

Boy: “Hey, van lady. Can we pull over? I need to make pee-pee.”

Silverman: “Just go in my mouth.”

The scene then changes to Silverman walking up to Patton Oswalt at the driver’s seat of another black van.

Silverman: “Excuse me. I’m sorry, could I ask you a really crazy question?”

Oswalt: “Yeah, sure.”

Silverman: “Do you ever have weird thoughts about, um, children?”

Oswalt: “Jesus! Hey, I don’t know who you think you’re talking to, but I would never look at a child that way.”

Silverman: “I’m so sorry! I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ve been having these really strange….”

Oswalt interrupts her, “Oh, just just wait,” and with his right hand making the devil’s horns sign, leers at a teenage boy passing by: “Oh, my god, sign me up with that!”

Sketch link is here:

https://videopress.com/v/GMcUn1q3


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1 posted on 07/24/2018 1:43:54 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: null and void; LucyT

Hollywood Cabal Conspiracy Ping!


2 posted on 07/24/2018 1:45:17 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

This is comedy?

I’ll take Mel Brooks and Tim Conway.


3 posted on 07/24/2018 1:47:21 PM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: TigerClaws

Dig your own grave and jump in Hollywood.


4 posted on 07/24/2018 1:48:25 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: TigerClaws

It would not be a stretch to say if they do this on stage, then they do this in real life.


5 posted on 07/24/2018 1:49:38 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Slyfox

It also explains what’s at stake for these perverts.

They know Trump - before the election he announced it - was going to go after human trafficking and child sex offenders.

That’s why they’re acting so crazy. They’ve got everything at stake, including their freedom.


6 posted on 07/24/2018 1:51:38 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

Who classified this crap as ‘comedy’?

I lost too many active brain cells watching that clip. I
only clicked it because the title said anti-Trump, and I thought those bottom dwellers made a video about our POTUS being pedo.

Viewer Discretion Advised.

Their was nothing funny about it, it was just two lefties spewing propaganda in the name of comedy.


7 posted on 07/24/2018 1:54:25 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: chris37
I’ll take Mel Brooks and Tim Conway.

The golden days of comedy, back in the 1960's when it was risqué for a married couple not to have twin beds but share a single bed. Note I said married couple!

Jack Benny & crew, Carol Burnett & crew, Red Skelton, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Lucille Ball, etc. All hilarious comedy without being perverted. Democrat comedians now should all just die and we'll be better off.

8 posted on 07/24/2018 1:54:30 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: chris37

Same here.

No problem with reruns of McHale’s Navy and The Carol Burnett Show.

Of course, no problem watching Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein. Oh, and History of the World Part I. (what a shame there wasn’t a part 2)


9 posted on 07/24/2018 1:54:45 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year)
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To: TigerClaws

Sarah is the walking poster child for reasonably attractive women who have destroyed themselves with their vile minds.

Someone actually finds this subject matter funny?

What about the people who were abused as children. Is this supposed to be a great night out for them too?

The Leftists always promote sensitivity, and then do this sort of stuff instead.


10 posted on 07/24/2018 1:56:38 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs)
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To: TigerClaws
I just heard of this Patton Oswalt yesterday. Here are some of his captured tweets.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1020820564339036162?p=v

https://mobile.twitter.com/LadyThriller69/status/1020807383772061696?p=v

11 posted on 07/24/2018 1:56:53 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: TigerClaws

Patton Oswalt looks like what happens to Chet in Weird Science, if anybody gets that reference.
and all this talk about him & kids...he has a little girl. Just sayin’.


12 posted on 07/24/2018 1:57:36 PM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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To: chris37

chris37 wrote:

This is comedy?

I’ll take Mel Brooks and Tim Conway.

I’m with you!

Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, etc.

See post #7


13 posted on 07/24/2018 1:58:01 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: TigerClaws
There were actual children participating in this “skit?”

1) it’s porn; 2) what type of parent lets their child “act” in something like this?

14 posted on 07/24/2018 1:58:18 PM PDT by zlala
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To: DoughtyOne

***reasonably attractive***

That depends on what the meaning of REASONABLE is.

Hat/Tip Bubba Clinton


15 posted on 07/24/2018 2:00:19 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: TigerClaws

Sarah Silverman...pretty face,ugly soul.


16 posted on 07/24/2018 2:01:16 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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To: TigerClaws

Will they be fired like James Gunn?

(His were a decade ago, and he apologized. This is current.)


17 posted on 07/24/2018 2:01:37 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: Black Agnes; Jane Long

PING!


18 posted on 07/24/2018 2:02:40 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: heterosupremacist

Before Sarah had gone full-in on this ugly side of life she has chosen, she was a reasonably good looking woman.

Of course we reject that description these days, because even the most beautiful person in the world can’t overcome what Sarah has become.

What she has become goes beyond just ugly to the core. She’s just evil > IMO.


19 posted on 07/24/2018 2:03:35 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs)
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To: TigerClaws
She was supposed to win. That was the only way they all could continue raping and pillaging.

But, we's got us a new sheriff in town. Giddy-up.

20 posted on 07/24/2018 2:03:35 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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