Posted on 05/21/2018 10:51:33 AM PDT by BubbaBasher
I'm so conservative I:
- Refuse to park on the left side of my driveway.
- Am looking to buy a right-hand drive car.
I’m right handed.
I will not be ‘Left Behind’...
My wife doesn’t eat ‘Left overs’...
My screen name and my email # say it all.
CERTRTWNGNUT
I am to the right of Genghis Khan. I am embarrassed to signal for a left turn...
If I must make a left, beware snowflakes!
I lean right when I walk.
I’m right handed but I tie my left hand behind my back just in case.
I didn’t get married until I met a girl named Eileen Wright.
I started out life left handed. In first grade the teacher put rubber bands on my left hand so I could not hold a pencil as a lefty. I am now a righty and pleased to be a righty.
That's why I make three right hand turns.
Most everyone hates me.
Birch was a liberal softie!
I am certain I am not as far right as some Freepers I know, but in the circle of people I know and work with, when they think of “Conservative”...they often think of me.
I kind of like that...:)
I had an encounter with a leftist at work back during the 2008 campaign. We were testing a system, and had to put fake people into it, so another lefty I work with put them in, and as a nod to my conservatism, put in a name “Sarah Alaska” (she probably couldn’t bring herself to even type “Palin”, but she was good natured enough to put it in for me and make me grin.)
She respected my views, and we even talked politics over dinner one time...and she let me talk!
Anyway, I go over to see this woman to do some work on the project, and as we are discussing it, this other Leftist woman walks in and says loudly “Susan! I don’t know why you put that Sarah Alaska person in the system! I can’t stand seeing the name anymore, and I want this election to be over so I don’t have to see it again!”
I looked at her and said “Well, Janet, I kind of like seeing that name. And if I had my way, we would be seeing it a lot more in the next four years!”
Heh, she looked at me in open horror and distaste, her eyes alarmed, her mouth opening and closing like a landed fish before she managed to stutter out:
“You...you...you’re one of THEM!!!”
I grinned evilly and said “Yeeesssss...Yes! I am!”
When driving I turn right 3 times rather than turn left once.
I have a friend who only plays right wing on his hockey team.
LOL, you can tell that to our resident three hand right turn Freeper (threeleftsmakearight)!
Good one!
I’m so conservative I’ll make three right turns to avoid making a left.
I dress right. ;-)
and all of my opinions are facts.
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