Posted on 04/29/2018 10:30:18 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me, regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not Supreme Beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility and they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.
The cat didn’t give a sh** one way or the other!
Yes. It definitely is a true story :)
Adam and Eve invented shoes when DOG proved too stupid to do his his dirty jobs off the pathway.
Closer to absolute truth than 99.99% of anything else we can behold internet and/or anything else here @ Planet WTF???
@Gunny G~Never Forget To Laugh!
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You shouldn’t mock the Bible this way.
Wait. Is it Christmas already?
Is Laz making fun of Christmas and Christians again?
Godammit, Laz. Won't you ever learn?
Looking at our 2 queens right now & they both look like they are so above the dogs & us. That, “I am so over you,” look.
This is definitely true ; )
Bow to your feline overlords!
Bring them treats which they will gleefully
barf up in your bed in the middle of the night.
Clean their bathroom or you will rue the day!
First it’s vegetarians, and now this!
Yesterday it was pie and Chinese people.
Peace.
You’re missing the point.
By the way, I once lived with a cat that was as noble as a dog. A Burmese. Other cats I have known fit the stereotype.
Thanks for the post.
So true! ; )
That was really funny. Thanks, sodpoodle!
Pinging this to re-send to others, later!
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