Posted on 04/10/2018 7:45:48 AM PDT by Gamecock
OHIO -- An Ohio man has been arrested after police said he attacked a woman with a pizza pie.
According to a police report, Kenneth Evans, 24, was arrested just before midnight Tuesday after Brookfield Township police were called to a home in Masury - southeast of Cleveland - in reference to a domestic violence call.
When officers arrived, they saw tires in the street and could hear yelling from inside of the residence.
Then, officers tried to enter but Evans slammed the door shut. He then announced that he was a police officer and "pushed the door open," ABC News reports.
Once inside, police learned the altercation started when the victim and Evans, who was intoxicated, were inside of a car, driving home.
The woman claims the man started screaming at her and repeatedly pushed her while she was driving.
"He was highly intoxicated and his mood was rapidly shifting," the report states. "The house was completely trashed, with the couch upside down against the wall."
Reports show he also hit her in the face with a pizza and even punched the dashboard repeatedly and kicked the door when exiting the car.
The woman suffered minor injuries.
Evans was charged with assault and criminal damage or endangering
Probably thought it was a pedophile. They seem to like pizza.
Tires in the street???
That’s one of the best mug shots ever.
I wish someone would attack me with a Hoagie. I’m hungry.
When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine
That’s amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “Vita bella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That’s amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You’re in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you’re not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That’s amore
Neapolitan, Sicilian, or Chicago?
Was it thick crust?
“Look, look, look, Mr Knowall. The 16-ton weight is just ONE WAY of dealing with a pizza killer. There are millions of others!”
When the man hits your eye
with a big pizza pie...
"...tires in the street..."
What did the car do wrong?
Mebbe he threw it like he was Oddjob in Goldfinger.
ROFLLLL!!
If it has more than 10 pieces of pepperoni on it is it considered an assault weapon?
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