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To: MtnClimber

I was hoping this was going to solve the question of the disappearing socks.


9 posted on 04/04/2018 8:13:26 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley

Best post so far. :-)

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19 posted on 04/04/2018 8:17:14 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Riley
The spin cycle generates a wormhole to an alternate universe were all the missing socks go.

26 posted on 04/04/2018 8:23:28 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: Riley

It’s aliens. Ask yourself when was the last time you saw an alien with matching socks?


31 posted on 04/04/2018 8:29:57 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: Riley

I was wondering if it would solve the question of how socks I have never seen before get into the laundry.


36 posted on 04/04/2018 8:33:19 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: Riley

I notice that during washing or drying clothes the socks get esconced inside the folds of other clothes or towels...when drying the statis electricity holds the socks in position. A place to find socks is the inside of the arms of shirts...jackets....sweatshirts..since most people dont check the insides jacket arms...they womt find those socks for a long time..just my theory.
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43 posted on 04/04/2018 8:49:53 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find)
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To: Riley

That’s what I wanted to know!


53 posted on 04/04/2018 9:07:39 PM PDT by The Westerner (Protect the most vulnerable: get the government out of medicine and education.)
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To: Riley; MNDude; BitWielder1; Craftmore

Last year I let a young neighbor borrow my washer and dryer to wash her young son’s clothes. When I did my laundry the washer would not expel the water. I set it aside and installed a new Samsung HE top loading washer. When I got some help from my yard man, I took the old washer out and poured the water out. An examination of it revealed a child’s sock locking up the water discharge pump. I set the Samsung in the back of the laundry room and put the old washer back. It is still working and I hope it last another 23 years.

I ordered some mesh bags https://www.amazon.com/OEXEO-Laundry-Mesh-Bags-6PCS/dp/B06XB63727/ref=lp_15962593011_1_6?srs=15962593011&ie=UTF8&qid=1522900718&sr=8-6 and my ask my neighbor to place all small items in one or more to wash.


58 posted on 04/04/2018 9:22:37 PM PDT by rw4site (Little men want Big Government!)
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To: Riley
"I was hoping this was going to solve the question of the disappearing socks."

Check under your bed.

64 posted on 04/04/2018 9:48:17 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Riley

My thoughts too. Why is it always the left one? ;-)


75 posted on 04/05/2018 1:41:02 AM PDT by Eagles6
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To: Riley

“I was hoping this was going to solve the question of the disappearing socks.”

According to Mark Hall, Gentleman Creation and Alien Liaison Officer at Socked.co.uk, there is a direct correlation between increased UFO activity and missing socks.

“It can only be aliens, helping themselves to a decent wardrobe one sock at a time,” said Hall.


85 posted on 04/05/2018 6:15:54 AM PDT by sergeantdave (Teach a man to fish and he'll steal your gear and sell it)
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To: Riley

When my daughter was about 3, she was helping me fold clothes. I was short a sock. I said something about the washer eating socks. She said, “How do you know it was the washer? Unless you count the socks before you put them in the dryer, you could be blaming the washer for something the dryer is doing.” I knew then I was in trouble. Flawless logic from a 3 year old.


90 posted on 04/05/2018 8:29:02 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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