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1 posted on 03/28/2018 1:03:24 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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His wife’s name is Ho Lee Sheet


2 posted on 03/28/2018 1:08:06 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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I think he got the idea when he took it out for a walk and it tried to eat him.


3 posted on 03/28/2018 1:08:20 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtard employees 9 consecutive times at every election since 08'. I hope all liberals die.)
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might be a bear because it started to show bear-like traits.

Does it sh** in the woods?

4 posted on 03/28/2018 1:09:26 PM PDT by PGR88
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.. the animal, nicknamed Han Han, might be a bear because it started to show bear-like traits.

"Hey BooBoo, when the Ranger leaves I'm gonna take this pic-a-nic basket.."

5 posted on 03/28/2018 1:12:03 PM PDT by SGCOS
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Happens all the time. Mistakes.

But I don’t make mistakes. I just date them.


6 posted on 03/28/2018 1:12:58 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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7 posted on 03/28/2018 1:13:29 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say)
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“We thought it was a dog, until it ate the tax collector.”


8 posted on 03/28/2018 1:13:52 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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"Who's the big fuzzy-wuzzy? Who's the big fuzzy-wuzzy? Does he want his tummy rubbed? Yes he does! Yes, he... ARRRRRRGH!!"

Clueless people. Even I, as a non-bear-owner and having never seen an "Asiatic Black Bear", could recognize that as a bear from a couple of blurry photos...

Wonder how he managed to get the cub away from its mother?

9 posted on 03/28/2018 1:14:12 PM PDT by wbill
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Cue the picture of the “Lost Cat” poster that was a possum.


10 posted on 03/28/2018 1:18:16 PM PDT by Clay Moore (MAGA)
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That’s kinda like the commercial with the woman opening the back sliding door and getting her ‘kitty’ to come in. She ends up with a skunk in her bed and realizes she needs glasses.


11 posted on 03/28/2018 1:18:24 PM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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It was an easy mistake /sarcasm


13 posted on 03/28/2018 1:18:49 PM PDT by rdl6989
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I can see mistaking a young bear for a dog from a distance, but how in hell could anyone continue to confuse one for the other after getting close and actually touching it? And once it grew up? This guy is either lying, blind, or a moron.


15 posted on 03/28/2018 1:28:56 PM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
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Now my daffodils grow fast

Mild Conn. winters make me an inpatient farmer

Beisbol tomorrow


19 posted on 03/28/2018 1:35:49 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (Committee to Re-Elect the President ( CREEP ))
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I know how to get to his house. Just bear left.


20 posted on 03/28/2018 1:40:45 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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"My son, I think your pet may be a BEAR...."


22 posted on 03/28/2018 1:58:30 PM PDT by Enchante (FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
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Not sure how you could think it was a dog even as a cub.
23 posted on 03/28/2018 2:05:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
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I have a picture of me with my arm around that type of bear. It was taken at a zoo in Shanghai. Standing on it’s back legs, he was just taller than my waist. I’m glad it didn’t remember he was a bear at that moment.


24 posted on 03/28/2018 2:27:06 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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But the others in the litter tasted like dog.


26 posted on 03/28/2018 2:59:25 PM PDT by PAR35
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I see the dailymail is still a good source for bovine excrement.


27 posted on 03/28/2018 3:05:56 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/news/russia-moon-bears-vin

OK... either the guy’s never seen a dog before or he’s a liar... baby moon bears have big round ears, no tail and no dewclaws...


29 posted on 03/28/2018 3:34:42 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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