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Rodney Dangerfield's best one liners
YouTube ^ | 02-09-2018 | Rodney Dangerfield

Posted on 03/23/2018 3:33:48 PM PDT by NRx

24 minutes of the late great Rodney Dangerfield.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: itellyaigetnorespect
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Truly one of the great ones. RIP
1 posted on 03/23/2018 3:33:48 PM PDT by NRx
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“We were so poor, if I hadn’t been born a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with!”


2 posted on 03/23/2018 3:34:41 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: NRx

I saw him at Sunrise Music in Fl. 3rd row. Laughed so frigen hard for the entire show I missed 1/2 of it.
Best time ever


3 posted on 03/23/2018 3:36:10 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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“one time I sawr a blimp!”

RIP.

Hope he’s finally getting some respect.


4 posted on 03/23/2018 3:36:41 PM PDT by Eyes Unclouded (The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom.)
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To: CGASMIA68

I think I was at that same show.


5 posted on 03/23/2018 3:37:23 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NRx

i’m making love to my wife and I ask her if there’s someone else. She says “There must be.”


6 posted on 03/23/2018 3:50:34 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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To: NRx

You scratched my anchor.


7 posted on 03/23/2018 4:03:41 PM PDT by relee (Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away)
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To: NRx

“When I was a kid I was so short I had to blow my nose through my fly”.....


8 posted on 03/23/2018 4:06:41 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: NRx

I like Rodney...bunches. Definitely need the laughs. Got rear-ended this afternoon. Young guy with tattoos all over him. Suspended license. No proof of insurance. Not horrific damage, but need some Rodney humour, for sure.


9 posted on 03/23/2018 4:06:48 PM PDT by beaversmom
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Same thing happened to me. Got rear-ended by this guy. He gets out of this big monster truck and he's like the shortest guy I ever saw. And he's REALLY upset... After rear-ending ME! This little thing jumps out of his lifted truck and sort of waddles over to me - checks out the damage to his front end, and screams, in this sort of high-pitched voice:

I'M NOT HAPPY!

So I just looked at this little prick for a second or two and asked:

Well then... Which one are you?


10 posted on 03/23/2018 4:45:21 PM PDT by golux
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To: NRx

Marking.


11 posted on 03/23/2018 4:57:52 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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His career was in the dumps until he invented the “no respect” character. It wasn’t his true persona and it bothered him that everyone thought it was.


12 posted on 03/23/2018 4:58:11 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (It is OK to be white.)
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The comedic timing of Dangerfield is legendary. I mean, who of today's comedians can spit out one-liners without any effort?

Also, his movies were good too. Ladybugs may be a kid's flick, but Dangerfield shines in it.

13 posted on 03/23/2018 5:10:55 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (If the illegal immigration issue were Social Security, it'd be privatized by now.)
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To: NRx

I love to watch comedians “work” and Rodney was one of the best.

But as great a comedian as Johnny Carson was in his own right, watching him feed lines as a straight man to Rodney is pure comedic art. He was much underrated for these straight man skills.


14 posted on 03/23/2018 6:41:59 PM PDT by llevrok (DACA = Democrats Against Citizen Americans)
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My wife wanted to make love in the back of a ‘57 Chevy. And she wanted me to drive!

Take my daughter. Now there’s a piece of work. Her yearbook photo is horizontal.


15 posted on 03/23/2018 6:46:09 PM PDT by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners..)
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Dangerfield died in 2004. His headstone reads, “Rodney Dangerfield... There goes the neighborhood.”


16 posted on 03/23/2018 6:53:13 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (We're even doing the right thing for them. They just don't know it yet. --Donald Trump, CPAC '18)
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My wife...Let me tell you about you about my wife.....One time I hitched down a ride from a taxi. I gave the taxi driver $20 bucks and said "Hey fella , take to where the action is. He did. he took me to my house.Boy I tell ya..."


17 posted on 03/23/2018 7:00:49 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
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RODNEY ROCKS!

Thanks for posting. This will help me have a much better sleep tonight then thinking about all that other jazz going on right now. Much needed comedy relief!
Totally love Rodney!


18 posted on 03/23/2018 7:07:01 PM PDT by TianaHighrider (Deplorable me)
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Rodney Dangerfield recites a Dylan Thomas poem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r34Vuc4sF4

Do not go gentle into that good night
Dylan Thomas,

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


19 posted on 03/23/2018 7:13:16 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: dfwgator; CGASMIA68

Me too. I also heard Adam Sandler say he was at one of those shows when he was a teen.


20 posted on 03/23/2018 7:14:54 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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