>>Where do I get one of these jobs where failure is richly rewarded?
Become a CEO, they’ll give you $50,000,000 when they fire you. Golden parachute and all.
Yes, that is a great thing if you can get it.
WRONG. You have to prove yourself via a track record before you get to be a CEO.
Get a PHd in a major university. Steal good ideals from relatives and friends. Then fool a lot of key people in a key industry where you stole the ideas, about how smart you are. Then, become a senior officer and a board member with a major company. After about a year become a ranting/raging pyscho in meetings. See MDs for documentation of your problem. Get fired or laid off with a huge settlement.
Repeat the process in another part of the country/world in a few years.
Besides corporations, get hired as a school superintendent at a well paying job or as a city manager. Repeat the psycho stuff for a few years to get fired.
I have a semi relative, who has been pulling this dog and pony show for decades. His relatives and past friends have nothing to do with this creep.