This thanksgiving I had 3 of them under my magnolia tree just as one was roasting in the oven.
This is about 3 miles from my house.
1 posted on
02/15/2018 6:42:01 PM PST by
Mariner
To: Mariner
Are we seeking a Wild Turkey, or a bunch of Pussy drivers. One 10 MPH bumper kiss and that turkey would be AMF.
:)
2 posted on
02/15/2018 6:48:55 PM PST by
Strac6
("Mrs. Strac, Pilatus, and Sig Sauer: All the fun things in my life are Swiss!")
To: Mariner
I’m not sure which is the personal trainer, the wild turkey or my dog....
3 posted on
02/15/2018 6:49:38 PM PST by
Paladin2
To: Mariner
“Yo! Y’all in MY HOUSE, NOW!”
To: Mariner
That is hilarious! That male is putting on a great mating display for cars with his fan out. He responds to cars beeping their horns thinking it is a female ready to mate. But he is really startled by the orange Mustang revving his engine.
We are absolutely overrun with them over here in the South San Fran Bay area. Fremont and Milpitas is full of them. The Peninsula is full of them. I saw a flock of about 30 at Sunol Wilderness last week.
To: Mariner
My wife slammed the brakes for a turkey. She was rear ended, totalled her car. The police officer advised her to never do that again.
She went to VPI (Virginia Tech), has VPI plates.
To: Mariner
30 posted on
02/15/2018 7:23:32 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
Freaking feathered road menaces.
I’ve seen the damage accidentally hitting one can do to most modern plastic and crumple zone vehicles.
Watched three throw themselves into the side of a vehicle repeatedly.
39 posted on
02/15/2018 7:47:04 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Mariner
41 posted on
02/15/2018 7:50:33 PM PST by
EdnaMode
To: Mariner
I mixed wild turkey with Jim Beam once and got rather ornery.
Just once.
42 posted on
02/15/2018 7:52:06 PM PST by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Mariner
Some years ago a goose made the mistake of trying to walk across the Baltimore-Washington Parkway during rush hour.
A couple of drivers dodged him, but he didn’t get past me.
44 posted on
02/15/2018 7:56:18 PM PST by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: Bigg Red
45 posted on
02/15/2018 7:57:01 PM PST by
Bigg Red
(Francis is a Nincompope.)
To: Daffynition
46 posted on
02/15/2018 8:00:51 PM PST by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Mariner
54 posted on
02/17/2018 6:47:13 PM PST by
Bellflower
(Who dares believe Jesus. He says absolutely amazing things which few dare consider.)
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