She went to VPI (Virginia Tech), has VPI plates.
“My wife slammed the brakes for a turkey. “
How does a 20lb turkey suddenly appear in front of her, so suddenly that she had to slam on her brakes?
Maybe she wasn’t watching the road.
I braked for a squirrel once outside Boston. Guy behind me was REALLY PISSED, pulled up beside me and yelled “We don’t brake for squirrels around here!”
Some time after that, squirrels were devouring all the fruit on my trees and I embarked on a mission to get rid of them. Little did I know I was going to “dispose” of about 80 of the blasted things before I could eat some of my own fruit.