“Warp 10 can have devastating and unforeseen consequences on human physiology. “
Cant drive warp 55.
I actually read an article (possibly here on FR) that Academics are so heavily pressured to load up on published articles, and legit Journals limited in space to publish, there’s been an explosion of “low-end” Journals that for a $$$ fee will publish whatever you send them. And there you go. Academic excellence, published.
He had to go use the most infamous episode in all sci-fi TV history, too.
Too bad intelligence doesn't keep up with that 99.9999% utter crap of "gained knowledge".
Just wait til we find out how much his FedGov research grant was worth...
The Journal of Irreproducible Results..... still my fave
My guess is it would’ve been accepted by more journals if they had added something about globalwarming to the title.
Warp Speed and Warp Drive are science fiction that, as of now, have no chance of becoming reality. Yet we have these publications printing this tripe as Hypothetical Fact. What is Next, a paper on Han Solo making the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?????????????
The author alleges that a speed of warp factor 10 induces irreversible changes in physiology, rapid evolution into a slimy amphibian state, as in one episode of the Star Trek Voyager series.
A true trekkie would know that the warp 10 barrier had already been broken without ill effect, in the Star Trek TOS episodes where Enterprise was hijacked by aliens and flown to another galaxy. Their top speed was warp 17 IIRC.
And Counselor Troie is very yummy but irrelevant, being from another series (Star Trek TNG). If you're going to lie in your paper, don't make it so obvious!
Clearly this is the result of Global Warming!
OURS goes to 11.
Most of those “studies” are written and published because “professors” won’t be promoted unless they do them.
The “studies” are stupid.
wonder how many gloBULL warming papers those rags published?If people read dissertations they would find the most useless and ridiculous papers earning doctorates.