Posted on 12/05/2017 6:11:09 AM PST by Impy
Yes, it's me. I've changed my look, the latest in winter fashion for the discerning Bears fan. Belly Button Girl, how goes your search for a Packer's jersey?
"Not well, the only ones I can find on ebay are extra-husky, and I'm not about to spend money on a new one. Those NFL swine will never get a dime of your money from me! Hey, I think there's someone at the door. Holy Crap, it's King Stannis! The book version, he's still alive."
"Pardon the interruption..."
"Did someone mention our show? You have to pay our Disney Corporation overlords royalties for that!"
No! I thought I told you characters to beat it. Please, go on your Grace.
"I'm traveling around the realm informing everyone of the truth. Roger Goodell is a traitor and a usurper, not to mention a diseased circus clown. Captain Edward John Smith is the one true NFL Commissioner."
"Aye, and I've just begun taking some of my new charges to the woodshed. Arrrg!"
Captain Smith, you talk like a pirate now?
"Only since I've been drunk on Pink Squirrels, arrg. 
You should try one. Bring out the first prisoner!"
Why, if it isn't Big Chief Andy Reid! What are you in for?
"Blowing a huge divison lead. Do you have any food?"
"You've already had your one third of a bowl of porridge, the rest went to your co-divison leaders, the Chargers and Raiders arrrrrrrrrrhg!"
"Please, I'm so hungry, won't you let me go?"
"When your thin enough to slip out of yer manackles feel free to take off, yarrrrr. Bring in the next one!"
Former Giants Coach Ben McAdoo!
"My mission of getting myself fired by starting Geno Smith was a wild success! Thank god we weren't playing the Bears this week! Speaking of which, I think you know my celly."
"Der..."
You!
"Bears GM Ryan Pace!! Let me at him, let me at him!"
Easy doll! What do you have to say for yourself you sorry son of a biscuit-eating bulldog?
"Um...no hablo ingles!"
"Personally, I'm very impressed with Ryan, he's gone farther than I ever though a retarded person could go in the NFL. Now then, I don't want any more cracks about my weight, none of you bastards are exactly winning a swimsuit competition over here!"
"Except for me".
"Arrg."
"Well duh."
"Well of course I didn't mean to include you love. But the rest of you jerks could stand to go on a diet!"
"During the siege of Storm's End, we ate shoe leather."
"Do you happen to have any? I could go for some of that."
= number of times player won the week (including ties) 
: 124-68 (64.6%)
: 73-41 (63.5%)
: 121-71 (63.0%)
: 120-72 (62.5%)
: 20-12 (62.5%)
: 119-72 (62.3%)
: 45-28 (61.6%)
: 99-62 (61.5%)
: 115-77 (59.9%)
: 114-78 (59.4%)
: 112-80 (58.3%)
: 108-84 (56.3%)
Erstwhile/Intermittent Players (c'mon back)
: 19-9 (67.9%)
: 6-7 (46.2%)
Games where no one picked the winning/losing team
: 9-24 (27.3%)
Still pushing the treasonous NFL crap on FR?
Know you’re supporting George Soros doing this, right?
Hey, he has a moronic disclaimer at the top, so it’s all okie dokie, right?
Boycott NFL!
Ima just start pickin' what Big'ol_Freeper does and get my percentage up!
This is the ORIGINAL Belly Girl Football picture:
Roll Tide, Roll!
Thursday, Dec 7, 2017
Atlanta
Sunday, Dec 10, 2017
Cincinnati
Tampa Bay
Green Bay
Buffalo
Minnesota
Oakland
Houston
Dallas
N.Y. Jets
Tennessee at
L.A. Chargers
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
Pittsburgh
Monday, Dec 11, 2017
New England
Just speaking for myself. I enjoy the hell out of these threads, even though I am totally avoiding making any purchase(s) of anything NFL or connected to it. I will not tune in to ANY games or other broadcasts, either. Sunday Ticket is banned from my home. Until ROGER GOODELL and his worthless cronies are run out of the league, that will NOT change.
That said, Bender should carry on and enjoy himself in the process! I have his back!
“”My mission of getting myself fired by starting Geno Smith was a wild success!”
LMAO
New Orleans[X] at Atlanta
Chicago at Cincinnati[X]
Detroit[X] at Tampa Bay
Green Bay[X] at Cleveland
Indianapolis at Buffalo[X]
Minnesota[X] at Carolina
Oakland[X] at Kansas City
San Francisco at Houston[X]
Dallas[X] at N.Y. Giants
N.Y. Jets at Denver[X]
Tennessee[X] at Arizona
Washington at L.A. Chargers[X]
Philadelphia at L.A. Rams[X]
Seattle at Jacksonville[X]
Baltimore at Pittsburgh[X]
New England[X] at Miami
This thread is disgraceful.
Yikes. This thread is dead, huh? Did it used to be like this on FR?
New Orleans X at Atlanta
Chicago at Cincinnati X
Detroit X at Tampa Bay
Green Bay X at Cleveland
Indianapolis at Buffalo X
Minnesota at Carolina X
Oakland at Kansas City X
San Francisco at Houston X
Dallas X at N.Y. Giants
N.Y. Jets at Denver X
Tennessee X at Arizona
Washington at L.A. Chargers X
Philadelphia at L.A. Rams X
Seattle at Jacksonville X
Baltimore at Pittsburgh X
New England X at Miami
"It's because of me isn't it?"
Not entirely, no, but no one normal could object to Belly Button Girl.
Belly Button girls beseeches me with those lovely eyes, she implores me not to doubt her bears. Such a quandary, no one should have to go through this.
Saints
Bengals
Lions
Packers
BiLLLLs
Vikes
Chiefs
Texans
COWBOYS!
Jets
Cards
Bolts
Rams
Jags
Stillers
Patsies
I enjoy these threads, too
No joke, I think that makes more sense than him actually thinking starting Geno Smith was a good idea. If he wanted to see what Davis Webb could do, ok, but Smith is a known quantity of poor quality.
You really think that it’s appropriate to push NFL threads while the owners, sportscasters, and many players think that insulting our flag and our nation is great?
I don’t care if Impy/Bender watches his darn games - but I do see it as disgraceful that he pushes the NFL at this time while they refuse to discipline the bad actors showing disrespect to our nation - then offer massive bribes to BLM and other organizations using fan money.
I suspect that Impy/Bender never served in uniform - if he has, he’d better understand the price the rest of us paid for the flag and anthem the players refuse to stand for.
New Orleans X at Atlanta
Chicago at Cincinnati X
Detroit X at Tampa Bay
Green Bay X at Cleveland
Indianapolis at Buffalo X
Minnesota X at Carolina
Oakland at Kansas City X
San Francisco at Houston X
Dallas X at N.Y. Giants
N.Y. Jets X at Denver
Tennessee X at Arizona
Washington at L.A. Chargers X
Philadelphia at L.A. Rams X
Seattle at Jacksonville X
Baltimore at Pittsburgh X
New England X at Miami
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