Beef in the buff? Paris opens first nudist restaurant

www.freemalaysiatoday.com ^ | November 22, 2017 | AFP

[Red Badger]

PARIS: Leave your coats, your pants and your inhibitions at the door: a Paris restaurant has begun serving up classic French fare to diners in the nude.

Located down a quiet side street in southwest Paris, O

[ZOOKER]

Wonder if they make the kitchen staff wear hair nets?

[Mr. K]

who gets to wipe off the seats when you’re done?

[ZOOKER]

The jokes write themselves.

Don't tip the waitress.

[Red Badger]

or condoms...................

[Jeff Chandler]

There is a time and a place for everything. The place for nudity is in private, and the time for nudity is NOT mealtime.

Stupid exhibitionists.

[Blue Jays]

Wonder if they make kitchen staff wear hairnets on their junk?

[Dr. Ursus]

Do you like the Beef or you just happy to see me?

[Telepathic Intruder]

"Five young men sit down at a table, laughing at each other, before recovering from their giggles"

Is France filled with five year olds?

[conservative98]

Shut it down. This thing will be just a bunch of gay guys looking to hookup.

[NEMDF]

UMMMM NO THANKS
Who wants to eat where nasty germs most certainly abound?
ICK

[Yaelle]

Is the goal to feel unencumbered by fabrics while eating, or to stare at naked people while stuffing your pie hole? I have neither desire so I don’t get it.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Not going to last long as everybody forgets their wallets.

Reminds me of the old joke that’s punchline is “ just be lucky you aren’t around when he makes the doughnuts.”

[ZOOKER]

Stay away from the soup...

[CommerceComet]

I don’t like it on a cruise ship when scantily clad people in swimwear come through the cafeteria. In some cases, the bikinis are very attractively filled out but it just doesn’t mix with food IMO.

[knarf]

You’re obviously not French.

[353FMG]

Extremely soft target for muzzies.

[Noumenon]

[I want the USA back]

The comments are hilarious!

[Red Badger]

I love PUNS!..................