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North Korea and Fluffy Kittens
8/28/2017
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz
While North Korea launched a very provocative missile right over the northern island in Japan, something even worse happened to me right here in America.
Another little kitten adopted me.
It came right up and demanded I take it home.
Dammit all.
Now I have three.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kittens
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posted on
08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Now I have three.
Ahem. They now have you. That's how it works.
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posted on
08/28/2017 4:57:31 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Lazamataz
To: Slings and Arrows
And a friend told me: “You know you love it.”
My immediate response was: “No I don’t! I hate fluffy cute adorable little playful kittens with unbelievable cute and silly facial expressions that peek out from the closet where I have fashioned a ‘safe space’ replete with all the essentials and a big blanket that it is snuggling in as we speak. I HATE IT!!!!”
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posted on
08/28/2017 4:58:03 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: ConjunctionJunction
Pictures!Tomorrow. She (or he) has had a big day and is sacked out on the blanket in the closet.
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posted on
08/28/2017 4:58:47 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Infiltrator!!!
Give it lots of chow and see if it surrenders.
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posted on
08/28/2017 4:59:15 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
She (or he) fed well on fancy wet cat food and promptly wanted to sleep.
I HATE THIS LITTLE ADORABLE CUTE LITTLE LOVEABLE FLUFFY KITTEN!
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:01:47 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Darn. I was looking for more frozen kitten ammo for my mega-railgun.
8
posted on
08/28/2017 5:03:38 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Can you imagine if Islam were NOT the religion of peace?)
To: Lazamataz
Just wait until you’re sitting down, and he/she jumps on your lap and digs its claws into your thighs. You won’t think the kitten is cute then.
To: Lazamataz
10
posted on
08/28/2017 5:04:10 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Noumenon
You pay shipping and I’ll go buy the dry ice.
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:04:11 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
12
posted on
08/28/2017 5:04:32 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Jamestown1630
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:05:00 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
*yawn* Ping me when you have five. I’ll tell you what to expect. Including strategic placement of litter boxes.
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:05:08 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
To: Lazamataz
It’s a pretty good way to be screwed - they run your life, but take good care of you. At least, that’s what my Leroy sez...
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:06:02 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Lazamataz
Tonight on Coast to Coast they have a special about this phenomenon. The missiles are filled with kittens and they are appearing in near random locations. Stay up all night to hear about it.
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:08 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
(We have a Crisis of Information in this country. Our enemies hold the megaphone.)
To: Lazamataz
The first one took a piece of chalk and put an X on your back door or the sidewalk or something.
Stock up on Kitten Chow you’re about to be invaded! ;^)
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:21 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: Lazamataz
They are cute until...
18
posted on
08/28/2017 5:07:50 PM PDT
by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: Waverunner
That’s one of my favorite posters.
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:09:51 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Lazamataz
Single guy who now has three cats. Two cats is one thing, heck, I’ve got two, but three? It’s over Laz. Soon you’ll be shuffling around in a bathrobe eating cereal and muttering unintelligibly. To the cats.. (They ARE cute and fluffy though...)
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posted on
08/28/2017 5:12:22 PM PDT
by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump.)
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